Americas rampant anti-intellectualism and Xtian persecution complex is finally giving the bible literalists their best chance at rebuilding in hundreds of years.


So which is going to be the first state to make it law that a woman has to marry her rapist?

"The moon's an arrant thief, and her pale fire she snatches from the sun." That was published in sixteen twenty fuckin' three.

so I was smoking pot with a friend and I decided to go through the hopper, and this video was at the top. and I played it, and we very quickly learned that this pot was pretty potent.

You can hear the point around 2:45 where she attempts to engage the Logic Circuit and all of the gears just start grinding in unison.

This lady is so dumb. The moon is clearly a hologram.

All of you are wrong, the moon is a beautiful maiden being chased by a noble warrior sun but he can never have her.

Call me old fashioned, but I like the idea of a moon made of cheese.

Introduction:
Science says the Moon reflects the light of the Sun, but the Bible says it's a light.
Argument:
The Bible says the Moon is a light. A light. A light. The Bible says the Moon is a light. A light. A light. A LIGHT. The Bible says the Moon is a LIGHT. The Bible is the true Word of God and says the Moon is a light.
Conclusion:
God is an idiot.

The MOAN

If the moon's a light then how come moths didn't go extinct before the invention of the lightbulb? Your move, you crazy fuckers who like a book.