These guys are making the best sketch comedy on any medium lately. Sorry Key & Peele.

Says right here in IV Corinthians 18:26 - "Thou shalt work as a Wal-Mart greeter even into your 90's. 'Tis a sin to enjoy thine old age when thou couldest still be useful under capitalism. Forsooth! A slime draws near! Command?"

lol there's no way god wrote all of that shit.

I don't think retirement was much of a thing back in the day in Babylonia. The other funny thing about Babylon is that there was no holy rain of destruction making it a barren, unlivable wasteland, as was foretold; it just got conquered back and forth a few times and fell into disuse. Which is anticlimactic. Kinda like retirement.
He does have a point with staying active in old age, but it's not the point he thinks he's making.

Just remember, this cretin has the ear of hundreds of federal and state legislators

The Old Invisible Wizard Compendium also doesn't say you should;

Fly. By any means; mechanical, organic, or mystical.

Use an unseen network of electrified cables to communicate with others.

Travel using a mechanical horse or carriage.

Eat food that has been frozen or preserved using unnaturally cold storage.



etc, etc, etc....these are getting tiring, can we get some smarter religious idiots?

Sweet I think the fundies just found their next big crusade after the gays. It's old people. BURN THEM!

I wonder...if we throw holy water on them, will it sizzle?