|That guy |
These guys are making the best sketch comedy on any medium lately. Sorry Key & Peele.
Says right here in IV Corinthians 18:26 - "Thou shalt work as a Wal-Mart greeter even into your 90's. 'Tis a sin to enjoy thine old age when thou couldest still be useful under capitalism. Forsooth! A slime draws near! Command?"
English Standard Version or it didn't happen.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
lol there's no way god wrote all of that shit.
Any.. there's no way god wrote any of that shit.
|Killer Joe |
I don't think retirement was much of a thing back in the day in Babylonia. The other funny thing about Babylon is that there was no holy rain of destruction making it a barren, unlivable wasteland, as was foretold; it just got conquered back and forth a few times and fell into disuse. Which is anticlimactic. Kinda like retirement.
He does have a point with staying active in old age, but it's not the point he thinks he's making.
|blue vein steel |
Just remember, this cretin has the ear of hundreds of federal and state legislators
The Old Invisible Wizard Compendium also doesn't say you should;
Fly. By any means; mechanical, organic, or mystical.
Use an unseen network of electrified cables to communicate with others.
Travel using a mechanical horse or carriage.
Eat food that has been frozen or preserved using unnaturally cold storage.
etc, etc, etc....these are getting tiring, can we get some smarter religious idiots?
I can't wait for the Revised New Testament Beta.
You forgot sideburns, Sol. Who knew Leviticus was such a hipster?
Sweet I think the fundies just found their next big crusade after the gays. It's old people. BURN THEM!
Seeing as most of the people that bought into the hardcore Christian fundamentalist 'moral majority' movement were baby-boomers, I'm all for it. I'd think it a delicious irony that for all their greed and selfishness they get nothing but a jack-booted gay man with a big throbbing homo-erection shoving them through the gates of a FEMA camp, forced to make solid gold high heels for black welfare moms from their tooth fillings and make sombreros out of their friend's skins for Mexican illegals.
|Binro the Heretic |
I wonder...if we throw holy water on them, will it sizzle?
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