1:2 heart attack

Diabetes: Taken off the board

3:1 actually has a neck

1:1 Living in a van down by the river

You know, it strikes me many of these fire and brimstone pastors are dangerously out of shape. This guy was sweating just from his rant. I have a pet theory these people get so into their rants as it is the only exercise they can manage. They scream, stomp around stage, sweat in their three piece suits and really get their blood pumping.

Later when they're wrapping up their sermons the endorphins kick in and they mistake that as the holy spirit flowing through them.

i was just going to say

At :45 seconds, when he starts the hugely inexplicable one-on-one fan interaction segment of his insanity, it became totally indistinguishable from a Matt Foley sketch.

and then he embarks on a voyage to sell brake pads for his dead dad with a scrappy thatch-headed smartass cunt!

bees

Bees!?

Hey, has anybody heard from MC Scared of Bees recently?

He starts wheezing like he's running a marathon by about thirty minutes in.

Anyway, he's correct. The Bible does condemn homosexuality, and America has turned away from Biblical Christianity - particularly young people, and the mass media which now comprises our First Estate. As Jack Dalton says, "These people already feel like a historical relic from 30 years ago". That's a sentiment to which I think most of us can relate!

I've long argued that America is a post-Christian nation, at least so far as mainstream society is concerned. It's really obvious down at the VA, where it's quite easy to observe a stark generational gap - people above forty are almost entirely religious, people below 40, usually atheistic or spiritually indifferent (the remaining religiously-inclined young people tend to be from an ethnic minority who've been isolated from mainstream pop culture and public education, such as African-American or Hispanic veterans). Christians - Protestants in particular - are now a minority, perhaps even a despised one.

Between the gays and the film industry, ATL is really shaping up to be the city of the future.

He must always face his enemy in battle.

Otherwise a gay will nuzzle up inside him.