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Desc:WTF is One America News Network?
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Tags:, conservatives, moans of the dying, On America News Network, Fox News wannabe
Submitted:Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Date:07/21/15
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TeenerTot
MURCA!!!
Bort
Is a "murca" a red /white / blue burqa?

TeenerTot
Yes. Except it's more commonly found in camo colors with an eagle emblazoned on it. And also shaped like a baseball cap.

ashtar.
Does it have dual boob windows?

jangbones
not pretty enough for Fox
Xenocide
Watch out, pal, she's got Navy seal connections!

Rodents of Unusual Size
Dude, I'm gay as fuck and I know she's hot. Like, Playboy hot.

Wait, shouldn't she be naked as she's talking?

Caminante Nocturno
But it's a very bland, inoffensive kind of pretty. It's pretty-by-committee.

Bort
Yep, it's the "what's not to like?" kind of pretty.

Then she opens her mouth.

Anaxagoras
She really isn't that attractive. I'm not sure why... she is thin and blonde... I think it's something about her face. Or maybe it's the look in her eye. But yeah... the bimbettes on Fox are a lot hotter.

BTW, ROUS, my wife does the same thing: comment on women's attractiveness as if she's an authority. I may think certain guys are hot.... but I don't really know. I'm 100% straight, so how would I know? My wife drools over Johnny Depp, and I just don't get it. But hey! Not "getting it" is kinda the criteria for me being straight.

Anaxagoras
Her outfit is pretty hot, though. If a bit silly.

memedumpster
Fox News is not this stupid.

I just broke the seventh seal by typing that.
takewithfood
It's for the best.

snothouse
THE FEAR OF GOD IN THIER DESERT.
Killer Joe
WORLD WAR 3 IS THE ANSWER!
Got a pile of this from the facebook friends who want everyone in the media to be horrified of radical islam (and by that they mean islam), and be full of impotent fury at the middle east in general.
Xenocide
PULL BARBIE'S STRING TO HEAR HER TALK!
ashtar.
"Tomi"

Rodents of Unusual Size
(pulls string)

"Let's make some shooting range lessons for the boys...(insipid giggle)"

Binro the Heretic
I couldn't make it past "Climate change didn't kill them."
magnesium
Is this a real thing? How does a fourteen year old get to be a news anchor? What is that thing she's wearing?
Caminante Nocturno
She's just upset because everyone at Comicon made fun of her awful Leeloo cosplay.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Goddamnit Caminante I used up my stars but these are for you. AND ALL OF THEM ARE BURNING WITH MY PATRIOTISM. *****

Caminante Nocturno
20 seconds in and I'm already saying "fuck you."
SolRo
SEEKING NEWS ANCHOR FOR EXCITING NEW CONSERVATIVE NEWS PROGRAM

Requirements;

Must be smoking hot

Prefer if you can read teleprompter and/or script (we can teach you if you cant!!)


Submit resume and full body photographs to lkjasdrandom2424js@craigslist.com
15th
Burnett's Pomegranate.
PegLegPete
She's right, this is an "America problem". We've been conducting terrorist operations across the middle east using conventional armed forces and now drones (because it's cheaper and smarter - even Bush II knew that) for decades. I wonder why they're radical. The Jihad's don't have drones and B1 Bombers, what do you expect them to do?

Is she asking for another war? A massive internment program for Muslims living in the United States? We are bombing the shit out of innocent Muslims and Jihad's constantly in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Yemen, Iraq, Syria, and probably elsewhere. It's happening every day.

Why doesn't she just come out and say she wants? I thought conservatives were the strait-talking, bluntly honest, true blue Americans.

I think we're getting closer to a new fascist movement, if it hasn't already begun - the seeds certainly exist. They always go after the weak.
StanleyPain
I am by no means some kind of warmongering, kneejerk racist idiot like these folk, but let's be intellectually honest and drop the "oh, the poor muslims who were made into extremists because of the US" bullshit.

That area of the world was a fucking disaster looooong before the US ever got involved. Muslims have been blowing themselves up and ruining their own countries and governments for centuries before some neo-con political agenda started dropping bombs on them. So please....enough with this narrative. Muslims need to start cleaning up their own houses and their own messes before we start laying the blame on their extremists at other people's doorsteps.

memedumpster
If this were a Muslim woman saying her country should bring fear to America for killing Iraqi soldiers, she'd be droneslaughtered along with her family and anyone standing near her, as well as first responders to the scene.

She's not very different from the people she talks about, except she's white and accepted in this country as valid. If every Muslim on earth were like her in regards to us, the USA would not exist.

memedumpster
Not that I'm saying that Middle Eastern society doesn't create a fuckload of problems for itself as well. They're humans, after all. They fuck it all up when it's good, like we do.

PegLegPete
It's not bullshit. I strongly doubt ISIS would exist - especially in its current form - without our leaders having invaded Iraq.

I don't want to go into history, so I'll be brief:

You expect far too much from a region of the world carved to pieces a century ago - or more - by French and British Imperial powers. The United States gladly took it's turn and our leaders have been making it worse ever since, creating enemies where we had none. Religion is all a lot of these people have left.

If we expect them to clean their houses we have to stop shitting on their kitchen floors and know when we're not welcome.

SolRo
ISIS is a direct result of the US revolutioneering in Syria, when that didn't work out perfectly (like it always does - see Egypt, Ukraine, Saudi Arabia).

The US then sent a bunch of weapons to "the good guys".

The 'good guys' then had a fight and split into slightly less radical terrorists and full blown ISIS, with plenty of weapons already at hand.

Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
@StanleyPain
A few centuries ago the middle east was the most civilised part of the world.
The 20th century conflicts can mostly be attributed to the drawing of random borders* by the British after world war 1, and the creation of Israel.
Once again a world power (this time the US) is similarly interfering.

*Anywhere on a map you see a dead straight line border between two countries there is most likely trouble there.

oddeye
Yeah stan is right.

They should fix their own shit by themselves regardless of the bajillion bombs blowing up thier kids. It has nothing to do with their countries being a mess, fucking stop lazing around the graves of your relatives and start holding council meetings on how to fix the sewer systems and stuff you dumb ISIS bastards

Hooker
Beauty is wasted on the beautiful.
Discordia
Is she talking about what happened in Charleston?
chumbucket
But I bet if some dude shoots an abortion doctor and happens to be Christian she wouldn't consider him to be a radical Christian. If it's not in the backyard of guns, flags, military or oil it's apparently irrelevant.
mon666ster
She's wrong right off the bat. I mean, income inequality may be exactly why there are four dead marines. After all, poor kids are way more likely to join the military. And lack of free college tuition? Maybe these kids joined the military to get that free education they advertise?
Rodents of Unusual Size
I kind of doubt that poverty drove this kid to shoot a bunch of Marines. Not that she should have brought it up, because she was just throwing it out there because she resents anyone ever associating crime with poverty.

Sanest Man Alive
What's her problem with muslin? I mean sure, there are nicer dressmaking materials out there, but it does the job well enough, and it has other uses.
Bus_Aint_Comin
i hope nobody tells these wingnuts that the vast majority of domestic "terror" (pronounced "traditional asymmetrical warfare") attacks have been rightist violence against a perceived leftist monolith. eric rudolph, tim mcveigh, The Order, the Covenant Sword & Arm of The Lord, etc.

if nobody tells them this, we have a chance at a second civil war, and i've been growing my beard and practicing putting my hand in between the buttons in photographs.
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