This story sounds totally apocryphal. Let's get Carrier on the case.

you can just shove that stuff back in, unlike poop, vomit, and spit

That sounds like a challenge.

Got me rock hard. Usually I just think of their herpes and genital wart scars.

You are talking about porn actors here.

Female poesters (is that what we're called?):

Ever had all your holes filled by giant penises?
How about bukkake scenes? Is that normal? Thanks. -baleen

When my wife & I used the nuvaring for birth control, she couldn't feel if she had put the ring up in her vagina that month. (You have to put a new ring waaaay up inside every month.) I'm guessing some of the less intrusive objects mentioned in the video also can't be felt by the woman.

I have no explanation for their confusion about the corpse smell. Jesus H. Christ.

I forget shit in my vagina all the time, but then again I'm a dude.

Baleen's a girl?

I think the short answer is that most people in adult films do a lot of drugs on set. I know it's an unfair stereotype but if I was coked up and someone stuck something up my ass that I couldn't really feel, I'd probably forget it was there too.

If someone sticks enough things up in themselves, the law of averages says that eventually some people are gonna lose some things in some orifices. I've lost some pretty weird stuff in some weird places. Just not up my ass.

Maybe in a less repressed society there'd be OSHA regulations and training films on like, why anal scenes should only use butt plugs with approved flared bases, and Staplerfahrer Klaus-style safety videos in which some careless porn actor keeps fucking up and taking out his co-workers one by one.

You are so Portland.

haha