Yeah this was beautiful. I never catch the "late" shows and I often skip them when they're on here, because it's going to be Obama reading tweets about Miley Cyrus or something, and I was fully expecting Colbert's Late Show to be no different than The Report. But I'm glad I clicked and now I just want to call my dad for no particular reason just to say that I love him.

Spite stars.

thats all i ever wanted

you can have one spite star. i'm being stingy.

are you going through a divorce or something

he's always going through a divorce.

he is a divorce

So... like every other Vice President, except for Cheney, who only did that once?

I guess it's a good thing that he's vice-presided over military assaults on four times the number of sovereign countries Dick & Bush were able to get involved in, otherwise we might start worrying that Biden was some kind of pussy!


P.S. How are you doing, John? I haven't seen you much lately. I hope you are feeling better now.

I'm fine, Homer, I've been editing a huge video project.

My guess is because of Colbert, he's a pretty good interviewer, but then, fucking up an interview with a vice president must be hard to do.

What's wrong with loving perverts? Clinton got BJ's in the oval office, Kennedy used to donkey punch hookers in the white house Jacouzzi, Abe Lincoln was all into women's hosiery and Van Buren basically invented electro-shocking one's prostate, and they're all deeply loved presidents.

So what if BIden likes the big asses? Who doesn't?

his son died