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Desc:Cause your wee short shins are all that's keeping you a virgin
Category:Cartoons & Animation, Advertisements
Tags:shins, los angeles, Bones, dhalsim, unnecessary surgery
Submitted:Killer Joe
Date:09/19/15
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Jet Bin Fever
It's more about balancing the patient out, like with short leg syndrome (which sounds like a joke but is a real thing), to prevent back pain and related gait disorders. Having even a small variation in extremity length can really mess you up.
fluffy
I love how even with this perfectly reasonable first comment on the page everyone is still using it as an opportunity to ridicule supposed vain people who go through this for non-medical reasons despite not actually existing.

Two Jar Slave
Stars for my discomfort watching this, and for the 'dhalsim' tag.
fedex
Vanity, thy name is pain.
oddeye
It's totally necessary if you are under 6' tall I'd say. Who want's to finish growing up half way?
ashtar.
short people are gross

ashtar.
Can they do anything to increase wrist circumference? Tiny, effeminate wrists is what's really keeping you a virgin.
il fiore bel
Some guys are into that, you know.

magnesium
I once watched a documentary about short men (is it on here somewhere? I don't remember) and they featured a sorta short guy who was paying for his son to get this done overseas. He was certain his son's life would be much better if he were taller than his dad. But this man had a nice house and a happy marriage to a pretty wife and 0k to waste on cosmetic surgery. What did he think he was missing that tall people were secretly getting out of life?
SolRo
We keep it a secret, but hitting your head on things unintentionally actually raises your IQ and overall happiness.

Don't tell the shorts.

oddeye
no matter how rich or powerful he gets; a clashier at McDonald's will still laugh under his breath at his tiny little legs.

ashtar.
The top of the fridge is the most beautiful sight that human kind is capable of experiencing.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Manlets.
The Mothership
Good god, does it really involve drilling down the length of your bones and then splitting them from the inside out?
theSnake
Thank you mom for making me drink milk every day.
15th
I wish I could narrow all my problems down to my shins.
Redford
I'm pretty sure that since your long leg bones contain most of your bone marrow, this could seriously fuck with your ability to create new red blood cells.
bopeton
They just kind of gloss over the part where the gap is magically filled back in with bone tissue...
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