This Dance-Off tragically would end in a Set-To..

What are you talking about kingarthur? You're hearing dogwhistle on this? I'm not.

Of course he is.

And let's be real, white people having a dance off that results in a brawl is a thing that would never happen. We brawl over sports.

Before video games co-opted the word, "melee" was a pretty serious term, up there with "massacre." Basically, in a melee heads would roll, not hair be pulled and names be called. Not sure how relevant it is to anything, but if you get caught putting underpants on a flagpole that's a "prank" that's going on your record, not "vandalism of school property." It's a strong word to use for something that happens at most high schools every friday night, on or off the football field.

Wait, what? You're blaming blue team for this?

Of course I am; physical contact in a dance battle is not out of order. They escalated when they realized they couldn't dance at the other team's level.

I guess I know nothing of these 'dance battles'.

Ahn-ah girl. Hell no. Grey got all hyphy.

'DISD released a statement saying "Impromptu dance-offs are not part of the approved performance for dance teams. Disciplinary actions will be taken as appropriate." '

Sounds like THE KIDS were the ones who got served, by the crusty-old DISD.

You know what happens next, right? The two dance squads learn to set aside their differences, and together, fight back against the Dallas ISD with a campaign of brutal renegade dance-offs.

I always wanted a sequel to West Side Story; Phantom of the Opera did it, c'mon Sondheim while we're young!

Wow. That was my exact thought. The most texas face I've seen since w