|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Booger cyst. My life is complete now.
|That guy |
...ooooooor I could go ahead and not watch this, and just drop off these stars and get the fuck out.
|Binro the Heretic |
Isn't that just gauze that was packed in following nasal surgery?
I mean, it's still pretty gross, but I don't think it's something his body produced.
I'm withholding stars because I'm pretty sure this is a dupe.
I'm sure it's a dupe and that is a wad of gauze getting pulled out. It's still awesome and disgusting.
I think so, but never underestimate the hideous varieties of goos, blobs, slimes, chunks and sludge that human bodies can produce. I've seen stuff come out of people, in real life, that would make you vomit. Even I myself have had something like that happen to me.
A few years ago I had what according to x-rays looked like a subdermal hematoma with the recommendation it would probably break up on it's own but after it started bulging out a bit from my midsection it was decided this could be a abdominal abscess. Which, a couple of days before an appointment to see a doctor about said raised bump on my midsection, about the width and length, if not depth, of a Grade-A egg...let's just say I absently scratched a little bump on the side of the bump and immediately a thin stream of pale brown pus came out. A truly foul smell started clawing at my nostrils.
The next thing I know I'm in the shower trying to manage this thing, squeezing out more brown pus and much to my surprise (and not a good surprise let me tell you) little black jellied blob-chunks of what I supposed was clotted blood, or something along those lines. They made it out of the pinhole the pus was jetting out of even though they were bigger, but they were soft and gleamed wetly in the bathroom light. My shower drain did, even after attempting to do something about it, smell terrible for awhile after.
I ended up visiting the doctor after slapping a bandage on that thing and the end result was having surgery to clean out the abscess, followed by wound repacking, washing, and bandaging.
Get your ass to Mars.
Oh it must feel SO satisfying.
|The Mothership |
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