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Desc:And that's it, ladies and gentilemen. We've reached the peak of video games.
Category:Trailers, Arts
Tags:ACTING!, Coast Guard THE GAME, serious voice!
Submitted:SolRo
Date:10/06/15
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Comment count is 20
EvilHomer
Hey Cena, I notice they used your likeness at 0:47; did they pay you, or was it deemed parodic?
EvilHomer
Also, is that a regulation Coast Guard uniform, because it's AWESOME.

Nominal
All the dramatic VO and music building up to that shot made me think this was a joke.

Cena_mark
The game is called "Coast Guard". It sure as hell ain't the USCG. The guy called his vessel a "ship", we don't have ships in the USCG. I have no idea who that guy in 0:47 is. He's probably some fat civilian contractor.

infinite zest
Also on land or on sea, no person would wear medical gloves when using their iDroid or whatever that thing is. Have you ever tried to do it? Because I have and it's like dragging a dead horse to water lemme tell ya

SolRo
They're special Coast Guard spec gloves, way better than anything you civilians can get access to.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Can't wait for the Dodge the Draft DLC to come out where you can play the son of a rich prominent family and serve your time on a cutter in US coastal waters versus the jungles of 'Nam with all of the other suckers.
Cena_mark
There hasn't been a draft in a long time. You can't talk about modern coasties like they're cowardly draft dodgers.

roscar
Cena, not everybody is talking about you.

infinite zest
Just wait until Square announces a new Bouncer game and we'll see who's talking about whom.

Cena_mark
When the Coast Guard's involved it is about me, bouncing too.

Rodents of Unusual Size
The Bounce Guard

That guy
Finn Astaire?

Also, how old is that daughter boat, because she's looking 'seaworthy', if you know what I mean...
Rodents of Unusual Size
Regular sea waves don't make me dizzy but the CGI ones are doing so. Weird.
infinite zest
Yeah they're really choppy but in a different way.

SolRo
I just want to know who on this site made the game, and are you paying Cena any royalties?
chumbucket
Fred Astaire? Tap dancing his way to interdicting narcotic supply chains.
Stopheles
Even the NPC couldn't make it halfway through without turning away and looking at his phone.
jimmyboblahey
This looks awesome. I don't know why you queers are so upset. Finna stare at some hot refugee bitches ya hear me
Old_Zircon
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