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EvilHomer - 2015-10-26

She's got a job, she's going out with friends, and despite everything that's happened, she's still polite and gracious towards her fans.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-10-26

He also ate a weed brownie. Imagine getting high with Christian Weston Chandler. It's like sex with Jennifer Connelly: You know someone's done it, but for all but a handful of people, it remains an ultimate fantasy. And the entire time they're thinking "Wow, I'm actually getting a blowjob from Jennifer Connelly while Christian Weston Chandler is getting high and talking about Sonichu and Barack Obama is standing in the corner applauding."

EvilHomer - 2015-10-26

Was that ever confirmed? I remember seeing a thread about that weed brownie on Kiwifarms, and I was following it for like a week or so, but to the best of my knowledge nobody provided either proof of, or details about, the offending brownie. I also couldn't find any info on it over at the CWCki.

If you know anything more, please help us out!

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2015-10-26

Turned out to be much more resilient than I thought he/she would be and I suppose things will only get better once his neurotic mess of a mother finally kicks the can.

Monchiles Monchiles - 2015-10-26

I've never seen Chris Chan so happy before. It makes you wonder how much better off a lot of bitter, unfulfilled people would be if they just indulged on what they attest to hate.

Gmork - 2015-10-26

Let's all shoot guns! Wildly, in every direction!

dairyqueenlatifah - 2015-10-26

His views barely changed. He used to say he hated gay men. Now he says he hates all men.

fedex - 2015-10-26

for you Gmork :D

Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-10-26

Speaking of getting head from Jennifer Connelly while the President gives you a thumbs up and Bashar al-Assad cries in a toilet, Sonichu Part 11 has been released.

Yes. There's a new, LGBTQ-friendly Sonichu comic. I haven't read it yet. I just wanted to tell everyone and spent the next couple hours ejaculating everywhere in joy and pride.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-10-26

SPOILER ALERT: All of this fucking thing.


And if you're thinking "Ugh, I dunno SDC, isn't Chris-Chan a little played-out?", keep in mind that your life has reached the point where electric hedgehogs explaining that Amish trolls exchange supplies during double Christmas as a response to a 10 year-old developing PTSD because an autistic rodent is bad at videogames is a commonplace occurrence.

spikestoyiu - 2015-10-26

Cool, a joke from Family Guy

Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-10-26

Name one time Family Guy has been that awesome.

spikestoyiu - 2015-10-26

I dunno. I guess when they thought of the Virgin Mary joke first? I don't know man

Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-10-26

Onward roars Chris-Chan Hype Train 2015:


This man is a fucking master of language. I'm not joking. I don't hate the guy. I love him with all my goddamned heart for introducing phrases like "And, yet, I still accustom to disowning Graduon's mal-informed social details" to the English language.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-10-26

So do you want to know what I said that convinced Jennifer Connelly to say "Yes, Sexy Duck Cop is a worthwhile sexual adversary" and also to cause Syrian dictator to yell "Curses, foiled again!"?

I approached Jennifer Connelly at a restaurant in LA and just said "I AGREE! LET'S MAKE OUT AND MATE UP!" and she said "Do it here. Right fucking here."

"Okay, that's all well and good, but just to clarify: I am referring to this mountaintop the city rests upon."

And Jennifer Connelly was all "Waiter, here's 0. Run to Target and buy more panties so I can throw them at him forever."


EvilHomer - 2015-10-26

Oh my god, it's glorious.

Potrod - 2015-10-26

You seem to be obsessed with having sex with Jennifer Connelly.

Let's be friends.

Doc Victor - 2015-10-26

Jennifer Connolly circa what era? There's a big difference between the sultry sex kitten of Dark City and the freeloading vegan in Noah

jangbones - 2015-10-26

messed up recovering addict in House of Sand and Fog gets me every time

Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-10-26

Labyrinth/Once Upon A Time in America Jennifer Connelly, duh.

StanleyPain - 2015-10-26

I think Jennifer Connelly peaked with Career Opportunities and Rocketeer...rowr....

Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-10-26

So then there's like 10 pages of a menstruating hedgehog pokemon thing needing to get multiple backup panties--and I swear to God I wrote that "multiple backup panties" joke BEFORE reading this--so she can dress up as Jesus Christ and monologue about the dangers of cyberbullying or something.

I want to retype that sentence: A menstruating hedgehog dressed up as Christ put on extra underwear so she could lecture people on Internet harassment.

That's a thought. In the bone arena of someone's skull.


Cena_mark - 2015-10-26

It was pretty good. I hope we get to some more adventures soon. I

ashtar. - 2015-10-26

"You see, Cera, not only does death and flames scare me, but disloyalty and misconduct from my friends can result in a similar result."

I think my brain broke.

Cena_mark - 2015-10-26

That wasn't a mere break up, but a court-martial. Damn. Its just a game, you'd figure her mistake would at most warrant NJP.

EvilHomer - 2015-10-26

That brain-breaking bit is great, but so far my favorite part from Sonichu 11 is Robbie's final line from pg19:


... coming as it does right at the end of two huge, nonsensical walls of text.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-10-26

Oh my god. I skimmed over that embarrassment of riches. Oh my god. It's like reading King Lear for the first time.

Redford - 2015-10-27


Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-10-26

Well see I love teamwork but when a teammate disrespects said team and becomes a teamster, well, there's no "I" in my tears let's just put it that way.

dairyqueenlatifah - 2015-10-26

I feel like this video marks the end of an era. Like we're never going to get any more wacky episodes or autistic tantrums again.

I have to wonder what the good folks over at the CWCiki are going to do about new content from here on out now that the trial has concluded.

Cena_mark - 2015-10-26

With Christine you never know. Either way I came for the tantrums, but I'll stick around for whatever. Its the closest thing we have to The Truman show.
I really hope nobody's plotting to troll her. I've never seen her so equanimous. The best and most ethical thing we should do is allow her to create comics and videos without troll influence. Supporters are fine. I heard somebody gave her ,000 in drawing commissions.

1394 - 2015-10-26

Did CWC get out of macing that dude?

Cena_mark - 2015-10-26

She plead guilty and got a suspended sentence and a 1 fine.

EvilHomer - 2015-10-26

They'd better not troll her. I've been waiting many long years for new Sonichu content, and if some dang ween ruins this then I will show him my fangs.

jimmyboblahey - 2015-10-27

You're all faggots telling terrible jokes. Five stars for meta.

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