Chris is girl now so somebody come sweep her off her feet
|Sexy Duck Cop |
Someone else submitted this video before me. Fuck them. I am the eternal victor of everything forever.
I'll miss classic era Chris-chan, but if there's a sort of happy ending to all of the saga, that's okay too.
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Anyone have a link to the old ones he's talking about? I'm just curious if it's actual homophobia and hate speech towards gays or if it's just like responding "no YOU'RE (insert pejorative here)" when somebody says that you're (insert pejorative here.) Neither's right but the latter sounds more like what the CWC I know would say.
Wow. Well I'm glad he's changed (and not just physically.) I do understand the upbringing thing; I was raised by two very liberal parents who never quote "got" homosexuality so it's a generational thing for me. When I told them that I was bi after I got divorced it wasn't a big deal, but I never felt any sort of fear the way that so many others have, so I'm lucky like that. I'm glad Christine has found herself despite people in his life having probably told him it's the wrong thing to do.
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Chris-Chan was really more posturing as a homophobe. My favorite video in reality is him reading from Leviticus about how homosexuality is a sin, how terrible them querrs are, and then gently unscrews his vibrator, removes the batteries, and dramatically stomps it into the carpet with his socks. And then invoked some crazy loophole where he was a gay lesbian because Optimus Prime was giving him a lapdance or something.
Chris-Chan is the best fucking person.
Chris' homosexual leanings were never a secret. For example, the whole point of the Sailor Moon poster was so that he could look at it, and turn straight again, --whenever he had gay thoughts--. Naisirhc, Chris' evil opposite, was flamingly gay; but as the dialogue in Sonichu #6 makes clear, Naitsirhc's real divergence is not being "gay", it's being "open". The preoccupation with homosexuality in his writings, and his almost childish inability to even SAY words like "gay" or "homosexual" - as if he were in fifth grade, awkwardly trying to convince his schoolmates that he doesn't like "icky girls, iiiyyuck" - round out the case against him.
I've said this before, but just to be clear: I do not believe Chris is exclusively homosexual. I don't even think he's 50/50 bi - he clearly favours women. I also don't subscribe to the slanderous notion that ALL people who object to homosexuality are guilt-wracked homosexuals themselves! But it's obvious that Chris has had frequent homosexual fantasies in the past, and I'm willing to bet that Chris has longed to be a woman since at least high-school, if not earlier.
I recall him saying something about the image of penises popping into his head and having to look at Sailor Moon to stay straight.
Yep - which, by the way, is another reason why Sailor Moon is awesome.
It should also be pointed out that the Catherine E-mails, leaked last year, prove beyond all doubt that Chris stuck a dildo up his butt. I know there was some speculation about the dildo he destroyed possibly being his mother's or something, but no, it was his, and yes, he used it for its intended purpose.
I thought the dildo was a free gift from an online porn store. I recall where he ordered videos and received the dildo and anal beads as free gifts with his purchases. He also tried the beads and threw them away because they got poopy.
It could have been a free gift. I'm sure there are a number of Christorians, specialized in the field of Dildo Studies, who could tell us precisely when, where, and why Chris first acquired his dildo and anal beads.
But that is beyond the scope of this discussion. For the purposes of my argument, I wish only to establish that Chris has engaged in homosexual activities before.
There's a page about his sex toys, probably written by Christorians specializing in Dildo Studies.
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That room looks too clean. What's going on here?
Remember the fire. They lost years and years worth of hoarded crap. Hopefully that too is a new start for them.
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