Not weird, apropos.

If Carson hadn't gone into politics, I have little doubt he'd be vivisecting people while wearing naught but a codpiece encrusted with children's teeth right now.

I mean, he could probably still do both, but surgical murder sounds like a really time-consuming hobby in tandem with a presidential campaign.

Oh, is this his bullshit, phony, verifiably false "life story" about how he was some street thug badass who murdered people wholesale until the LIGHT OF THE JEEBUS taught him about goodness and then he got all smarted up?

Why yes, it is!

How is this man to keep the Sabbath if he is elected? There are provisions in the SDA religion to work on Sabbath if it is healthcare related, but that's about it...

I'd like to just sit down with Carson and let him talk about whatever he wants to talk about. He thinks the great pyramids were built as grain silos. He thinks Republicans would actually elect another Black guy president. He once stabbed a dude. I would keep buying him drinks or appetizers or whatever just to keep him at the table and talking shit.

I would never vote for him, though. Any Republican President is just going to cut taxes for the wealthy, cut aid to the poor and make it easier for big business to fuck over labor.

Ah, so this is the full of lies documentary everyone is smearing him with right now. Awesome.

I love when past bullshitting that people think they got away with comes back to bite them in the ass.