infinite zest - 2015-11-20
4:18 Minutes Of Walking Through Las Vegas As A Dad
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MurgatroidMendelbaum - 2015-11-20
2nd-person perspective adventure story!
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The Mothership - 2015-11-20
I love how he addresses his video to all ladies but only one man.
Also needs 'selfie stick' and 'yakkity sax' tags.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2015-11-20
We are not Reddit.
We are not Buzzfeed.
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oddeye - 2015-11-20 This is not my beautiful wife
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oddeye - 2015-11-26 Gmork is soooo cool. Well I don't visit ANY websites, so there.
I am 2kewl4skewl.
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oddeye - 2015-11-20
At what point in a man's life does he lose his edge and become this? Will I even know when this happens to me? I hope not.
I'll mask my lament for the days I spent as a dangerous vagrant; I'll drown out my seething, all-encompassing rage and bitterness with suffocating desperation to "make the most" of my remaining pathetic years.
"If only I had died young" I will say "If only I had a heroes death while I was still relevent. People wouldn't remember me so shattered and feeble. If only I had died when someone, ANYONE still cared."
Then I will narrate my trip to Las Vegas with a GoPro ineptly facing the wrong way on the end of a stick. My aging stupidity and sheer anti-cool will be the only reason anyone notices.
My funeral will be a sparse and brief affair.
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SolRo - 2015-11-21 Villains get all the fame anyhow.
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infinite zest - 2015-11-21 Eh.. besides the whole wealth and fame thing, I think I've done everything I wanted to do in life, and I'm only 33. If I had my druthers I'd live be living the life that Fedsmoker's living but I guess I've still got some responsibilities..
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oddeye - 2015-11-21 Your aspirations are meager and insignificant if you have managed to accomplish them within any number of lifetimes. Your goals are pale, little man.
Enjoy your worthless, hollow victory.
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