Whatever keeps the tears coming. My eternal life elixir must be completed.

Just bear in mind that you're also wishing to empower other people to be rapists. I don't have much faith in the Prison Justice Rape Squad to execute their duties fairly.

Would you say the same thing about a woman teacher in prison for raping a student?

Um, rape is bad.

Well, I wasn't being serious, but in actuality, he's probably less likely to get raped than the average prisoner. Prison officials are going to want to avoid the hassle that comes with having an inmate who's high-profile and a cop, (AKA a huge target) so they'll probably just get throw him in "protective" solitary for the next few decades.

Would think if he wasn't in solitary he is more likely to be stabbed to death than raped.

The base part of me wants him to have should raw sewage sown into the sockets where his eyes were and the endless rape and torture of his limbless torso should be broadcast around the universe. This is what you get and you should be DEEPLY thankful because it is far better than you would ever deserve. I am above you, little man, now and forever.

However, that isn't what jail is supposed to be for. He should be kept safe and he should be put to meaningful use to society while every attempt at his rehabilitation is made. This is the only recourse of a mature and advanced society.

We'll find out if that worked in the year 2278.

LET'S JUST THROW ALL THE CRIMINALS INTO A HUGE PIT WITH A BUNCH OF WEAPONS AND WILD ANIMALS AND DIABOLICAL TRAPS AND MILDEW.

Today's stars go to oddeye for restoring my faith in civilized humans. Thank you.

But the only reason you get to enjoy the schadenfreude of his crying is because he knows how horrible prison is.

And while I love the idea of the benevolent prison system that just tries to reform human beings into good soylent members of society, I also realize that many humans are emotionless psychopaths that will never, ever, be able to sympathize with their fellow humOns. For these semi-people, the only consequence of any importance is one that significantly harms them...and exactly because psychos tend to rise quite high in society, prison must always be a bad place that they fear and try to avoid by following the law.

Nobody wants even a safe comfortable prison, though, with maybe the exception of people who cannot take care of themselves (and the Onion's autistic reporter of course). Going to prison means putting an end to all your choices and simple joys, from ordering a pizza to raping minorities.

We will never ever get adequate payback from this guy, no matter how ferociously he is raped, because raping him doesn't undo any of the horror the victims endured. This guy has inflicted suffering upon society and it can't be un-inflicted, certainly not by allowing him to be raped. At which point we're left debating the visceral appeal of making him suffer vs. the tacit message that rape is sometimes justified.

Society justifies murder for some cases. Justifying rape for some cases isn't the biggest leap.

Yeah really. After the first verdict you can see him thinking "8 years.. oh man my life is over.." "Not so fast Danny there's a little bit more.."

I'd have to watch this again or just find a list; I'm sure it adds up but I only remember two 30s and a bunch of 8-12s.. in either case it seemed to add up to somewhere in the 100s to me, but I was mostly concentrating on watching a man's life come to an end in 10 minutes. Normally I'm not that kind of person but I'll make an exception for this bad cop.

I imagine one could rape and eat at the same time.

I do hope a well-meaning aunt sent him a birthday card that said "Today is the first day of the rest of your life".

For bort.

292 is the new 29.

Cushy jobs with their local Fraternal Order chapter, most likely.

Which is likely the same thing he thought he would have until he could retire to his pig pension.

Hooker's a good cop.

All he would have had to say is "I feared for my safety and the safety of others."

Dammit Hooker!

You beat the suspect within an inch of his life, raped the girl and took all the drugs!

Maybe that would've flown in your old town but that's not how we do police work in my department!

If I had my way, you'd be directing traffic until you collect your pension, but the mayor has a hard-on for you and, dammit, if you didn't get results today.

Good work Hooker, now get the fuck out of my office.

5 stars for garcet71283. Taken from us just 1 day from retirement...

I think that's to be decided at his formal sentencing next month.

Oh my God... I missed that the first time. He shoots them a "How could you do this???" look. This fucker is *resentful*. After everything he did, he feels *he's* the wronged party.

Fuck this guy. Fuck him sideways with a 10 foot barge pole.

Of course. As a cop he thought the jury would do their usual shitty job of holding cops to account, he's thinking 'if I gunned down a 12 year old black kid they'd have got me off, why not now?'.

Fuck him and fuck any 'compassion' for this guy. I wish him a long life in prison.

The first sentence was 8 years and I'm like yeah that's tough but certainly doable. Then the next is 5 years and I'm thinking yup 13 years ain't going to be easy but at least it's not life. Then the 20 year sentence drops and it's like game over man, game over.

I laughed at the little pat on the back at 11:15, accompanied with a thousand mile stare. I'm just surprised that I had heard nothing about this before yesterday.

Excuse me, sir. Just regurgitate the tired tears meme and quickly move along so the next person in the comment line can step up.

Hahaha, yeah. Let he who has not pathologically raped poor women cast the first stone.