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Desc:Including a surreal monologue about cursive because why not. Why. Not.
Category:Fashion, Horror
Tags:christmas, cwc, Chris Chan, Christian Weston Chandler, arabic numerals
Submitted:Sexy Duck Cop
Date:12/18/15
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BiggerJ
You know how Chris's current posting of videos and other content seems to be of their own volition and that they actually seem to be gaining condifence?

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/11-25-watermelon-isnt-making-me-say -this.14834/

Well, fuck.

These are downright chilling in retrospect:

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums- private-discussion-board.5783/
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/wrong-planet.7692/page-7#post-54842 0
EvilHomer
But Waterman is legit, right? The CWCki says Chris and William have never met, but Anna McLerran vetted him, and she's not - I mean, fuck, that would be a long game. Too long for even the most autistic of trolls. Right?

EvilHomer
At any rate, regardless of what's going on, Chris is a) getting honest-to-god employment out of this, in the form of art commissions, and b) getting gifts and donations from weens. An "ironic" paycheck is still a paycheck, so as long as Chris can keep this up - monetizing her autism and her online-infamy - then I don't see anything wrong with this.

Redford
The trolls have always been the ones being trolled harder, in any given exchange with Chris apart from the very first ones.

infinite zest
Sorry CWC, but you got it backwards: the 12 Days of Christmas begins on the 25th and goes thru January 6th. A lot of people get that mixed up. I was also kind of hoping it was about the band Cursive for no particular reason.
Callamon
Happy Chris is boring Chris.
Accidie
Pretty much, but he still belongs on here.

kingarthur
That weird reality-warping effect is still happening behind him and in his videos. Is it the camera or is Chris's house haunted?
Nikon
CWC is a Lovecraftian abomination made flesh. The camera can't handle that much wrongness and is starting to break down.

Cena_mark
I think he's shooting his videos on his Nintendo 3DS now.

Sexy Duck Cop
This is like Paranormal Activity but with more digressions about Arabic numerals.

EvilHomer
It's less about Arabic numerals and more about 1337-speak, but yeah. The two best theories about the paranormal effects: it's the ghost of Patti-Chan, or they're a psychic resonance from the (now nearly sentient) Hoard.

EvilHomer
Question regarding 3:35: do any of you know how an FtM gets "an operation change"? Is that a thing, and if so, how do they do it? I've been told roughly how operations work for MtFs - doctors hollow out the penis and then craft the remaining tissue into a somewhat serviceable vagina. But how you go in the reverse?
infinite zest
I've lived with a few M2Fs so this is sort of my "For Dummies" answer, but think of it as like Hair Club for Men used to be, where they take hair from other parts of your body and put it on your head, but with skin grafting. Basically skin is removed and reattached to the clit area, creating an ad hoc cock of sorts which blood flows through.

infinite zest
(actually just read what Mr. Buns said below.)

misterbuns
tons of hormone replacement therapy gets you muscles and hair. there are expensive procedures that can create a pneumatic penis covered in skin and the nerve endings from the clitoris. you can inflate it by squeezing your balls. because now they are valaves. You can basically become a sex cyborg.

if you cant afford that the testosterone will make your clit ginormous. and really that's ok for most ftm dudes.

since we all start out as females dicks are just clits whose stemcells went crazy.

so you either have a big inflatable dick or a little tiny clit dick, but really lets be honest: most dicks are really small anyway.
EvilHomer
Ah, so they do The Chyna Procedure, then? Fascinating!

I wonder if Chris would consider dating Chyna, given that she is a straight woman with vagina, uterus, and ovaries, but also has an FtM-style clit?

Sexy Duck Cop
Welp, I'll just pretend that isn't Cronenbergian body horror.

misterbuns
what is wrong with body horror?

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