I'd have felt bad if violent autistic pigeon man had died from something this stupid. Or laughed, but felt bad afterward.
I'll fuck you till you love me, faggots
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I'll be amazed if this company doesn't get sued into a fine powder.
I saw a news story on TV about the dangers of hoverboards. It reminded me of when I was a kid and wanted roller blades for Christmas, and seeing news stories about the dangers of roller blades, and I was afraid my parents would change their mind about getting them. You give kids a means of wheeled propulsion and some of them will get hurt. They get hurt on bikes, skateboards, and scooter, and they'll hurt themselves on hoverboards too. Stop exploiting our fear local news.
Catching fire aside, this news report also covered falling injuries.
I remember as a kid being really excited about getting a pair of rollerblades.
Then I found out that actually using them to skate home from school, as I'd planned (given it was pretty much all down hill in the 7th grade), would be taking my life into my hands every five feet, because they did NOT do well with things like slightly uneven sidewalks, pavement that goes through frost every year, gravel on the street...
Hell, even the bike path, which I was lucky enough to have travel through most of said route, was often somehow too 'rough' for rollerblades.
This looks like a neat toy, but even if I had the spare cash, I doubt I'd be able to use it anywhere other than travelling from my room to the living room and back again.
daddy, I don't want you to fall...
The next Buster Douglas.
More like Buster Keaton.
oh look China is still trying to kill us
|The Mothership |
Oh you mean POE Mike Tyson. Maybe he retired after setting the favorite record. That's been my goal for the past 10 years..
This was the final boss on Mike Tyson's Intergalactic Power Punch
Is it wrong that I find this formerly violent rapist hilarious now? I know I should feel bad, and I do, it's just that I laugh at this tv show.
*his tv show. You know, the one where he solves mysteries Scooby Doo style but doesn't.
He was a poor child from the Stuy who suddenly had tons and tons of money. A guy like that feels like he can have anything he wants and can't be expected to be held accountable for his actions.
Surely, the name of these stupid things must violate some kind of truth-in-advertising law?
|American Standard |
Aw, the convicted rapist fell down.
He morphed into a loveable man child. You leave him alone.
Yeah, I'm sure Desiree Washington and Robin Givens think he's just a big ol' pussycat.
I'm sure they do. Just one look at those videos of him tending to his pigeons and I'm sure they'll be able to forgive.
Just came up with an even better reply. He's even kinder and gentler than a pussycat cause cats kill pigeons.
Does anyone watch Mike Tyson Mysteries? I submitted the trailer some years ago but haven't gotten around to watching an episode. Does it get into the Whole Rape Thing?
I'd be more impressed by the first video that combines this stunt with cinnamon challenge, planking, an ice bucket and the Harlem Shake somehow.
HE HAS SERVED HIS TIME LEAVE HIM ALONE!!
Fuck watchmojo.for somehow leaving him out of theirbtop 10 sports stars convicted of a crime.
Two Jar Slave
I used to work for them. Their selection process for a top-ten list is pretty involved, but basically boils down to showing viewers A) what they want, and B) what they've seen before. (Usually the same thing.) So if Mike Tyson didn't appear on similar top-ten lists in the past, or if WM.com forum-users didn't enjoy talking about him, then that's why he wouldn't have made the list.
What's the point then if you're not going to learn anything new? I guess people just like seeing stuff they like validated.
Well now I'm curious! Who are the top 10? I did a lazy search and don't think I found the video. Off the top of my head I can think of Jimmy Snucka, Chris Benoit, OJ Simpson, Kobe Bryant Oscar Pistorious and Tiger Woods. Or Tom Brady if you want to take murder and rape out of it simply because I think he's a lying sack of shit and I don't like the Patriots.
Did Bryant also not make the list because he could shoot hoops and rape at the same time and people liked him?
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