with your lifestyling

Or he's exfoliating. Either way, it did not have the intended effect.

To be fair, that IS how the regular application of hunting camo (I think, never gone hunting myself) but you'd think someone working for Cruz would've said something.. but what REALLY pisses me off is that on the other side people are criticizing Bernie's new "America" campaign ad because it has hardly any black people in it. Yeah there are. Maybe some people just can't absorb a single moving image in a single second.

or something more eloquent

Gallitics

poopoolitics

How about "Politics of the ____ Century"

Plebeians love him!!

Wait, is this ad real?? One minute later after viewing it, and I can't separate fact from fiction. I must be going crazy I guess.... must be my fault.

Yeah...cesar will cut the heads off isis, and take their garum.

I kind of like "millitics"

Yeah he must have someone on there who advised him to "go viral" for the middle american Fox News demographic because Donald Trump likes to tweet memes.

Speaking of The Donald tweeting memes,

http://forward.com/opinion/331449/that-time-donald-trump-retwe eted-nazis/

That is all. D:

The only thing more narrah is them gays' orifices. I mean come on. Vaginas.

True, and Cruz is by far one of the most effete. They guy just looks soft and doughey. I'll bet Sanders could whup his ass, cause despite his age Sanders strikes me as having some wirey old man strength.

In terms of gayness levels:

Ted Cruz: 90%
Mike Huckabee: 50%
Bernie Sanders: 20% (I'm guessing he may have experimented in college or something)
Duck Dynasty dude: 80%
Rick Santorum: 100% (Flame ON, superfag!)

But no seriously, whenever Ted Cruz talks, baby unicorns dancing through rainbow hoops could not be gayer.

I know Joe Rogan gets mixed reactions on here, but he had a joke on his podcast about how the Duck Dynasty guys wear those beards to keep dicks from flying into their mouths.

I listened to a few episodes of his podcast; he seems like a very smart and nice guy, but also that sort of "professor bro" that you'd run into at the Buffalo Wild Wings. I always liked him on Newsradio, but always thought it was a bit of an act. Same goes for Bill Burr and his podcast, but for whatever reason I like his semi-insane conversations he has with himself, and to calm down he just talks about sports for 45 minutes. But I listen to those because I use them to go to sleep.

You know it's mostly just an excuse for dudes to fuck each other in secret, right? I mean, occasionally you have bring home an animal or people ask questions, but for the most part, traditional "hunting" only happens when your wife or girlfriend insists on coming along. They get bored and never ask to come again and then you go back to fucking your hunting buddies.

Well, that would certainly explain their low success rates.

Brokeback Dynasty

Dick Dynasty :)

Dick Dynasty is more of a legacy, really.

A legacy of dicks.

Yeah, that's how a lot of families operate though. My ex and I just avoided politics completely around my in-laws who are very Right, because we were in their house. But they were cool, just had conflicting views. But she called me one night crying because of something said about the invasion of Iraq over Christmas time when I was thousands of miles away visiting my own folks. I was about ready to pack my bags and get her out of there before someone got hurt.

That's also how a lot of politicians operate. As in, literally everyone capable of winning a major party's nomination.

They also remind me too much of the Wyatt Family. They should appear with them at some point.

I want to know what he's always so worried about.

He had a dream about young people.

Andtheywere-
.........................They were crying(?)