The whole thing is insane. So much delicious word salad. Take 20minutes, strap in, and enjoy the ride.

Holy shit you weren't kidding

of course SolRo, this FUCK, requests a TLDR

classic example of the shitty overpopulation and coercion of our once great poeTV culture

zoe "the toe" anderson is spinning in her fucking grave

Orcs keeps this place fucking trill as fuck. Orcs week. Orcs original content month. Orcs Orcs Orcs.

What's the cut off for being part of the "once great poeTV culture"? Cause I've been lurking since POE red. Old school Seanbaby was my gateway drug.

We need to hold a recruitment drive on some Mexican forums

I think it was Seanbaby's NES page that led me here, too. And also led me to recognize and buy both volumes of the Skip Rogers Score More Points video series at a flea market years later.

Baloonys.

I'm not proud.

I got to POE from Seanbaby's site also. (Or, rather, OMM, POE didn't exist yet.) Which I found because it was a random link off of Cruel.com (remember that site?)

Seanbaby's site was pretty much the funniest thing this sleep-deprived 20-year old college student who couldn't focus on schoolwork had ever seen.

Orcs, to you this is Shakespeare. In your little world she's a genius.

I used to pull the contrarian shtick when I was a heel, but even back then I wouldn't even defend this rubbish.

Hey, I live over there, and let me tell you, Fence has some good ideas. He's going to deregulate milk, then take a nap.

IIRC, and I will not double check, "teddy bears and soccer balls."

Thinkin' pills.

Yea, pills is the general consensus.

I don't need thinking pills. Because I don't know what they are. But I will put anything into my mouth that is given to me, whether it's supposed to go there or not.

Today on 'Morning Joe' John Heilemann equated the speech to an acid trip.

Don't forget how he'll get us back into still

If you're having a stroke to this that's you're business but honestly you might want to talk to a therapist about it if it happens again.

They don't. Long story short, there's a civil war in American "conservatism" pitting the Establishment against a grassroots populist, nationalist movement led by figures like Trump and Palin. The Establishment knows these people are electoral poison, not just for this election but for the party's image as a whole, but can't afford to denounce them for fear of losing the coveted "dumb racist hillbilly" bloc.

What I wouldn't give to see someone diagram all those sentences. (Sentences? One big sentence? I'll leave that to the experts.)

Get your filthy government hands off my Medicare!

Yeah. Binro, you're on point.

I wish, it would be a lot less disappointing if it was more like this.

You feel the need to attack her looks? Really?

Her looks are the only thing that have kept her in the public eye all this time. If she hadn't been phyiscally attractive eight years ago, nobody would have paid her any mind after McCain lost.

I'm not making this up. As the National Review editor Rich Lowry said that time Palin winked during the debates:

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I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it.

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She doesn't really "got it" any longer. I think you can hear some of that in the audience's indifference.

:/

Tell us more about this strange magic women have over the weak minds of men.

Wait, are you seriously arguing that Sarah Palin's success has been all about her skills as an orator and has nothing to do with her being a former beauty pageant contestant?

Palin found popularity because her understanding of problems, or lack of understanding, mirrors how other people understand/misunderstand things. People mistake having their point of view affirmed with being right or having true beliefs or whatever.

Nobody wants to fuck Donald Trump and he's still popular. He just affirms the frustrations that people have, so they think he's right.

Palin's looks don't need to be brought into it.

I think they are beyond wanting a cohesive point and want nothing more than to arrive at the end of the speech.