on one hand, I am like "eh, just rednecks making a buck and having some fun, good for them"

on the other hand....

I don't know. These guys seem to lead pretty fun lives.

Yeah, they seem like they would be fun to spend an afternoon with.

Look, I like talking about balls and butts and farts and all kinds of things, but I don't make ornaments out of these things, while publicly admonishing my wife for not making me reach orgasm.

so they have a balls fixation, who doesnt?

The unexamined life is not worth living, but then again, you'd have to examine your life to know that.

Same. He even has paper towels behind him to wipe up.

i have a hard time believing that these guys would be homophobes. Their appreciation for camp (and let's face it, balls) seems to far too great. Not every portly white southerner is a homophobe. Quite a few of them are very gay and out.

Honestly, I'd be less surprised to find out they're a couple than I would be to find out they were overt homophobes.

You guys are why the zoo has a glass fence around the tigers and polar bears. You'd wander in with your eyes wide and a big grin right straight into eaten in front of everyone.

I'm just saying, these guys seem a little fey.

(with just a dash of Gilgamesh)

multiple maniacs or desperate living?

Always Multiple Maniacs.

you guuuuuuuuuuuuuys

Is that a known song? The related videos were the first I'd heard of it

I got my balls on my truck, and ain't it just yer luck, yer stuck in traffic fer the next three miles starin' at my hangin' junk, oh yeah

lol

These...these are the stars you seek.