I recall watching this entire confusing, carnival film about a year ago. Since then, I kind of forgot and then denied it existed...UNTIL NOW.

I like that Ortega nearly became the Torgo of the Sci-fi channel years. He just lacked a catchy theme song.

Love the foreign sidekick guy.

It's because of this movie (the MST version, really) that I call my dog a FEEEELTHY PEEEEG!!!!

whatyouthinkwecomeherefortoeeeeat??????