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Desc:Corky is going to write a memoir about his prison experience.
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Submitted:Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Date:04/24/16
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memedumpster
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
His latest upload:

https://youtu.be/i-UnsI0yRm0


He has not changed one bit.
urbanelf
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea máxima culpa!

15th
Greek allegory caliber. He is a timeless asshole.
Old_Zircon
He kind of reminds me of Huck Keys, son of Bobby Keys of the Rolling Stones, who was (and probably still is if he's not dead), serial phone harasser, GG Allin fan boy and genuinely bad person. Blacklisted by Boston record stores, clubs and prostitutes for spectacular assholery. I was lucky enough to only have to kick him out a couple of times when I was working at a record store up there, but that was enough.

Belinda Carlisle has a permanent restraining order against him, as to most of the Stones including his father.

On at least a dozen occasions I heard the absolutely sweet, ideological pacifist from the Vietnam era who I worked with calmly explain to Huck that he was a worthless person who had nothing to live for and should commit suicide. That's how bad he was. Everyone I've ever known who showed him any degree of human kindness was summarily fucked over by him, usually the same day. He was probably the worst person I've ever met. There was a kid in my high school who was a straight up child molester (he was caught in the act at least once but his father was an administrator so it was covered up) and I can honestly say Huck was even worse than him.


Corky reminds me of him a whole lot.

Old_Zircon
It's hard for me to not empathize with people, obviously you don't end up like this without something horrible in your past (the molester at my school had been literally tortured by his birth father on multiple occasions and was covered with burn scars from it; Huck was the road spawn of a groupie and one of the Rolling Stones and spent a fair amount of his childhood backstage on Stones tours in the 70s - he never had a chance). But some people are just too far gone to be helped.

15th
That's a great story. I've met some real swine, but not too many flagrant sociopaths. Huck sounds impressive. I try to empathize with horrible people too and assign them a plausible tragedy. But, corky is just so viscerally, deeply, biologically annoying. Like nature conspired against him to warn us all. He's a bundle of red flags. I kind of dig it though.

Miss Henson's 6th grade class
Huck seems to have an active Facebook page and there's a photo on Google Image that makes him look older than his dad.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
I'm trying to find more info on Huck Keys and what does Google bring me? The first hit is poeTV and OZ's submission of Corksucker Blues and a story of Huck Keys.


Nature vs nuture; I guess some are just born rotten apples like Huck and Chet Hanks.

memedumpster
Lemmy's kid turned out okay (no he did not).

Old_Zircon
If this guy can write a memoir, anybody can.
The Mothership
I love how he characterizes fraud as 'something the government doesn't like' like he was a political prisoner or something.
Meerkat
That was quick.
Cena_mark
I'm surprised as well. Maybe it's cause his crime was more of a white collar one.

decoy
non-violent. definitely not white collar.

EvilHomer
Nick was originally looking at 30+ years for multiple felonies, but they dropped all but one of his charges, and gave him the minimum sentence on it. There was speculation that he cut a deal with the cops, but it's all just speculation so far; the only person who might have had the means and desire to find out more (Tom Davis) wound up getting driven offline for being a Neo-Nazi child pornographer.

Hopefully Nick's soon-to-be-forthcoming vlogs will fill in the details!

Oscar Wildcat
I guess Bort is right. Mortgage and real estate law is so complex, so opaque that criminal masterminds like Corky here can just skate around those multiple felonies.

If he flipped and named names, why are all of his co-conspirators still walking around?

EvilHomer
People still aren't sure what the deal is with Tim. Tim's been good about avoiding the internet, but if the video he made earlier this week regarding HappyCabbie is any indication, he's still in California, still hanging out in the same hills near LA. It could be that Tim is *hiding* in the hills, living homeless up there like his buddy G4T and hoping to avoid the cops, but who knows?

Oscar Wildcat
Whatever for? The DA is satisfied, they have their designated scapegoat. Looking any further upstream is gonna be a career killer for that elected official, for reasons abundantly obvious. That was Corky's whole role in this little project, and given he received something like 100K USD for his year in the pokey, is probably the best business decision this man will ever make in his life.

StanleyPain
Yeah I called it....absolutely nothing will change with this piece of shit. Not an apology for stealing property from DEAD PEOPLE. No...you were just characterized as a "felon" because the government is afraid of you or whatever.

Shut up you fucking cunt. "My prison experience", jesus you were in there for less than a year you fucking pussy. I just got done reading a book written by someone who spent THREE YEARS in an Egyptian torture prison. Yeah, I don't think publishers are gonna be lining up to put out "Poor, poor me, all they ever gave me was the strawberry jell-o and not the chocolate kind."
Cena_mark
He's like many a hipster who thinks their travel memoirs deserve to get published.

Hooker
I didn't think he could possibly look worse physically, but here we are.

Also, this guy's ability to construct narratives to avoid learning anything is hypnotising. There is no nadir for Nick Bravo. He has an uncanny ability to fall forever.
Hooker
Is the Corky Forum down? What horrible timing.
Hooker
Ah. It's just moved again: http://corky.is-great.org/forum/

Jeriko-1
I have a confession to make.

Due to genetics being very, very cruel I bear more than an uncanny resemblance to this guy. Should I cash in on this making a series of videos spoofing him?
Hooker
I'm so sorry.

Jeriko-1
No worries. You just learn to make the most of it. Truth be told I flirt with -socialism-. To put my money where my mouth is every year I go out with a volunteer group and rake leaves for elderly and disabled people. Makes me feel like every time I do that I'm slapping both Ayn Rand and my evil twin there in the mouth.

EvilHomer
That sounds more like voluntarism to me.

Enjoy
Post a video Jeriko - do that and you become a saint around here.

Jeriko-1
Mein ugly mug! http://imgur.com/lmwmLBF

Now the -voice- is proving tougher to pin down.

Oscar Wildcat
I can see it, but frankly it has more to do with your choice of hair styling. Grow hair on top, and let the beard grow out, and you'll shake the curse of corky. Or revel in it, if that's how you hang.

memedumpster
You are nowhere near busted looking enough to be the Blue Dildo.

EvilHomer
Yeah, you're much better looking than Nick, for whatever that's worth. A little Nick-like, but far more presentable than our hero.

On the plus side, maybe if one of us ever decides to film a Nick Bravo biopic, you could get the lead role!

Miss Henson's 6th grade class
Assuming you've got teeth, you're miles better-looking than Nick, dude.

urbanelf
When he went to prison, I was sad, like an old friend was saying goodbye forever. Now that he's back, I wish someone had shanked him.
urbanelf
6:00 He's done with the youtube drama!

Whew!
Miss Henson's 6th grade class
Let's come up with some possible titles for Corky's memoirs:

The Glass Asshole
My Dark Assholes
The Assholes Club
A Million Little Assholes
Eat, Pray, Be an Asshole
Asshole, Interrupted
Dreams from my Asshole
Angela's Asshole
A Heartbreaking Asshole of Staggering Assholery
The Diving Bell and the Asshole
Portrait of the Asshole as a Young Jailbird

Anyone got any others?
M-DEEM
All Fuckbrains Go to Heaven
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Fuckbrain
Free Fuckbrain
O Fuckbrain, Where Art Thou?
No Country For Old Fuckbrains
There Will Be Fuckbrain
Clockwork Fuckbrain
Teenage Mutant Ninja Fuckbrains

memedumpster
I, Asshole
Why I Am So Asshole
The Painted Asshole
Self-Assholing and Other Essays
Mein Asshole
The Book of Five Assholes
The Art of Asshole
The Asshole Jar
Prolegomena to Asshole Metaphysics
Asshole and Time
The Revelation of Saint Asshole
DSM V

Scrimmjob
My Struggle

urbanelf
My Wicked, Wicked Asshole

EvilHomer
I don't think Nick would ever call himself an asshole, even as a joke. Knowing him, he'll probably pick a ridiculous title that sounds really pompous and/or like a Tony Robbins self-help book: "Awakening to My Own Power", "Nick, the Christ", something along those lines.

"My Struggle" might actually wind up being the real title, and I doubt Nick would pick up on the Hitler reference, either!

Miss Henson's 6th grade class
Well, no, Nick doesn't think of himself as an artist. But that doesn't mean he isn't one.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Fuck that. Not needing to know what happens in prison is a positive benefit of being law abiding.
RedRust
Wow. Just read the ED article on this guy. He is indeed deserving of all the negative sentiment.
John Holmes Motherfucker
No. No. NO ONE is to be judged deserving of ANYTHING based on their ED article.

Incidentally, I appear in a photoshop in ED, apparently dryhumping Boxxy's mom. In spite of that, I'm not really a fan.

EvilHomer
Stop being pedantic John, you know what he meant. ED is simply a repository of information, so yeah, OBVIOUSLY the mere presence of an article is not, in and of itself, enough to justify judging someone. An ED article could, for instance, state that such-and-such a netizen is "a fine person with a sterling resume" - clearly such a netizen would not deserve to be judged negatively.

But that's not what RedRust was saying. What RedRust was saying is that Nick deserves the negative attention, not based on the ED article *itself*, but based on the *things* he's done, things which were recorded in his ED article.

EvilHomer
Incidentally, where's that picture? I've never seen Boxxy's mom. You've got me curious now!

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
You shouldn't have mentioned that JHM because now I have to go look for it.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Oh, why not?

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/9/9a/130610566628.jpg< br />
See if that works.

John Holmes Motherfucker
>>Stop being pedantic John, you know what he meant. ED is simply a repository of information, so yeah, OBVIOUSLY the mere presence of an article is not, in and of itself, enough to justify judging someone. An ED article could, for instance, state that such-and-such a netizen is "a fine person with a sterling resume" - clearly such a netizen would not deserve to be judged negatively.

>>But that's not what RedRust was saying. What RedRust was saying is that Nick deserves the negative attention, not based on the ED article *itself*, but based on the *things* he's done, things which were recorded in his ED article.

I think that in this situation, being pedantic is called for. Referring to anything in ED as "information" is assuming way too much. If anything in ED happens to be true, it's usually only to make the lie more plausible. If he's done stuff, I'm sure you can find it somewhere more trustworthy, which is basically anywhere. But if you want to use ED as a source for anything, I think you might as well just make it up yourself.

EvilHomer
But of course anything in ED is information! Information is information. It can be true information, false information, what have you; the state of being information is independent of the information's quality.

Also, operating under the view that any information contained within ED "must" be "lies", is assuming just as much. Some information on ED is true, some is not. For example: if ED says that Boxxy sucks over 9000 cocks in a single day, that is most likely not true! It's a joke, because clearly, Boxxy could only reasonably handle ten, maybe twenty cocks per day. HOWEVER, when ED says something like "Boxxmom is trying to pimp her daughter out to the internet", that's well-sourced and a pretty shrewd analysis. You, personally, might not think Lisa's pimping is a bad thing, because you like Boxxy and you're one of the gentleman Boxxmom talks to. That's fine. The facts are the facts; you can make of them what you will.

Was that really your face, Mr Holmes? I didn't recognize you without the beard and the bald head. Is there a story behind that photograph? Did someone you know make it? Did YOU make it, for your channel?

I really hope EDiots aren't being mean to you.

Chancho
How many gummers did he give in prison?
decoy
Tom Davis must be in a state of excited agitation. He's said their paths will cross again.
EvilHomer
YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EvilHomer
Holy shit, I can't believe how happy I am. I am literally grinning from ear to ear.

Welcome back, little buddy!!!

EvilHomer
...what happened to his face?

Burnov
A year and some change and he no longer has his false teeth, meaning he probably doesn't have the same muscle tone in his face that he once did.

Also take into account the amount of stress and the diet he was exposed to inside.

Then also take into account that he might have not been getting his testosterone shots or perhaps had them far less frequently.

All of these factors would result in considerable physiological changes.

Burnov
Also, some psychiatric medications can also cause changes to one's skin/tissue/muscle etc.

antipsychotics and some antidepressants can prematurely age people who take them as well.

EvilHomer
Yeah, I think you're right, it's probably his teeth (or lack thereof).

Also, is it just me, or is he speaking more clearly now? He's less nasal and has more bass in his voice. He still sounds weird, but now it's less like a cartoon weasel and more like a cartoon warthog.

Chancho
If you lose your teeth and don't get implants, the bone supporting the tooth will disappear. Your jaw will look thin and make you look old.

Miss Henson's 6th grade class
A couple of things! I'm not as knowledgeable about this guy as I thought I was:

1. He got testosterone shots? Really? Why?

2. I thought he had a set of nice shiny new teeth out of the scam he pulled with Tim. Were those dentures and not permanent implants, then?

Burnov
Nick has a genetic endocrine/growth disorder that causes a bunch of other issues.

He got government disability money for it, along with testosterone shots as the endocrine issues prevented him from producing healthy quantities on his own.

Nick had a set of dentures that he bought with money that he acquired from the illegal acquisition of properties.

People joked about him losing even his teeth because they were acquired by ill-gotten proceeds, it may well have turned out to be true.

He should have gotten implants instead of buying a brand new mustang which he drove the shit out of for about a year and sold off at a greatly reduced price having banged it up a few times.

Live and learn.

Miss Henson's 6th grade class
Live and learn. Or, if you're Nick, don't.

Didn't know Nick had some sort of physical issue. Any possibility that that might have influenced his personality issues, you think?

Thanks for the info. You're one of our resident scholars on this guy.

Burnov
I absolutely believe Nick has some kind of psychiatric issues that he deals with. The fact that he used to get so angry when people would probe and analyse his behavior and respond not rationally, but like somebody with something to hide was a clue.

I think a fair amount of it stems from his physical disability as it would have an impact on anyone considering how he would have grown up.

I do believe there are some other issues however that may not be mediated by those issues, the fact that he's in this program, what with him going from group to group therapy session is indicative that he the correctional administrators found out a lot of stuff about him.

And yes, I've been watching with interest since 2007 or so, and actively following him since about 2010 in the wake of the blowup between him and HappyCabbie.

I do have to say I'm glad if he's finally conceded he has issues and needs to work on him, I hope he can turn the remainder of his life around and achieve some peace of mind.

chumbucket
No surprise he threw his life in prison as yet another "experience" to boast about.
Quad9Damage
Violent, lazy guards who make "six figure" incomes. Ramen noodles. Artificial minority class. Slaves keeping everybody down. "Anyone can be a 'felon.'" You'd think he got dragged into fucking Abu Ghraib to fill a quota.
F3AR
sigh
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