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Desc:Watch as Regina shares about how God restored her virginity
Category:Religious, Stunts
Tags:Christian, virginity, Hymen, her definitions are as elastic as her vagina
Submitted:kamlem
Date:05/14/16
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Comment count is 25
Oktay
Well if I must see it, why not show it to me then?
Quad9Damage
I am wondering what that transition fade and the look on his face after was about.

Quad9Damage
Your stories about your vagina are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
gravelstudios
when I first saw the title of the video, I thought it was about that surgery that makes your snatch tighter.
Quad9Damage
So God is one of those fogeys who views a hymen as proof of being pure/intact and has never heard of horseback riding, fence posts, or being born without a fucking hymen. Also hates the idea of women having any fun, loves the idea of replanting a thing so it can tear and bleed again via a penis, etc.
Killer Joe
Elizabeth Smart had some interesting things to say about the whole "virgin = value" concept.

Bobonne
Ultimately, it comes down to a mindset that has women being possessions that can lose their value if they aren't in mint condition, rather than people.

It's pretty ugly, but it's also old and entrenched.

That guy
Fence posts?

Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
its not just a gross cultural remnant. Its at least partly ingrained in human nature. Off the top of my head here are two factors why there would have been selection pressure for this behaviour.. If one of our male ancestors got a virgin pregnant it would be a guarantee that they were not cuckolded by some other guy, also girls who have just become fertile (and have not had a kid already obvs) gave the best chance of carrying and giving birth without any issues (or one or both of them dying)

We cant really change human nature but if we understand it as much as possible then we can build our society in such a way as to bypass/calculate for it and achieve the results we want.

Quad9Damage
Fence posts as in, women can lose their hymens by accidentally falling on them, or by any manner of activity not necessarily sex-related. That wasn't the best example to use without context.

Elizabeth Smart was spot-on with what she said. I can't imagine what it's like to be raped by a monster for almost a year, but this silly bullshit probably doesn't help someone going through that situation.

TeenerTot
So....lost virginity is a malady in need of healing?
Quad9Damage
Only if you're a girl.

StanleyPain
Pure, liquid stupid.
Xenocide
Must See Virginity was one of NBC's less successful programming blocks.
Meerkat
There once was a girl named Regina
Who said God had fixed her vagina
She vowed to stay true
Until sixty-two
Then died of a massive angina.
Old_Zircon
In its classic form, you're actually supposed to end the first and last line with the same word, not just a rhyme (c.f. Edward Lear's work, The Lure of the Limerick, and others). Which makes them not nearly as good, so I have to share it so others will suffer as I do knowing the sad truth, that properly structured limericks are usually kind of shitty.

Old_Zircon
Here's how it should go:



There once was a girl named Regina
Who said God had fixed her vagina
She vowed to stay true
Until sixty-two
That foolish young girl named Regina.




It sucks now, doesn't it?

Oscar Wildcat
Yup. But the Meerkat's was rock solid. It's all about innovation. Cast off those tired old forms! Dance the mutation!

Meerkat
Man that sucks. But I can be clever because I live in Canada and know about Saskatchewan.

There once was a girl named Regina
Who said God had fixed her vagina
She vowed to stay true
Until sixty-two
But then she got drunk in Regina.

Maggot Brain
Jesus is not a herbal health suplament nor is his use for hymen restoration recommend by the FDA.
15th
Unbridled insanity.
misterbuns
I like the fat guy.
John Holmes Motherfucker
This is almost too sad to make fun of.
That guy
God loves you so much that he grew back the fringe of tissue that guards your cocksocket, well past a reasonable age for that. Congrats!
atheistgirl
I wouldn't want my virginity back.
And that music seemed totally unnecessary.
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