Here's a compilation of Chris Chan's tantrums. The similarity is incredible.
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What's wrong with ice cream?
Also, I think I could watch a parody of this for like an hour.
I mean, even the cheapest, schlockiest parody of this, I'd watch.
But I want him to be real so bad.
My dad was driving me home from chemo today and a guy with infowars, don't tread on me, a gun free zone is a helpless victim zone, and several other conspiracy stickers cut us off in traffic. Dad was gonna honk at him but I advised against it and then explained to my dad the guy was likely nuts, armed, and who Alex Jones was. The guy then sped off, continuing to duck and weave through traffic. My dad's reaction to learning about Alex Jones was just sort of a stunned silence.
Anyway, this is what I imagine the inside of that driver's head is like all the time.
MacGyver Style Bomb
Just like when I explain some of the more batshit things out there to my stepmother. I still remember her disbelief when I told her that there are people who insist that progressive taxation is "punishing success."
Whoa, I didn't know you were ill. Take care.
I rarely post here anymore, but you should know that I always liked your stuff and you're not allowed to die.
Also: floppy hair tag
The Sam Kinison of far-right fruitcakes.
World class heel.
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