It's a slow burn, but well worth it for Sonichu fans. Highlights include:
Making out with Naru
Having conversations with Naru
Awkwardly trash-talking the AI, often moments before losing
Missing repeatedly at point blank range
Surprising lack of Gamer Rage, even after dying on the same checkpoint thirty times in a row. Chris has problems, sure, but she is very zen.
Everything about this is depressing including SDC's comment.
I don't know, Gmork. I think it's very life-affirming. After all the horrible shit she's been through, Chris is still able to buy an anime pillow, carry on an imaginary relationship with it, and then film herself playing video games with her new waifu - knowing that tens of thousands of people will watch this recording.
Hope springs eternal, and love triumphs over all.
I suppose "buying an anime-themed pillow and pretending it's a person" is a step up from "homeless and shitting yourself in a gutter", but I'm not sure if I could call it life-affirming.
It's not the quality of the life, but the attitude towards the life. Chris is unbroken, and frankly that's pretty inspiring!
From a material perspective, I myself am living a dream life compared to Chris; I think most of us here can say the same! We have friends, money, lovers, family, careers, our own place to stay, or even just a floor that we can walk on without tripping over cat-shit and cardboard boxes. Yet Chris is happier than I am, and I'm willing to bet that Chris is happier than the rest of us, too. This is largely because of her tenacity and never-say-die spirit. She may be lazy, and may crash into slumber at the slightest provocation, but she clings tight to her dreams, and in the end, she will say "one girlfriend, please".
The AI enemies in this game use Goomba algorithms.
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A body pillow is really the best option as is the wafiu route.
Sexy Duck Cop
You can beat all of Uncharted by sprinting forward and punching everything.
He'll never stop delivering, will he?
Think of all the people over the years we've known and lost. JDR, Gonterman, JustinRPG, Pamperchu, DalHusky, EbonLupus, VampiricSpektor, DemoniusX, Goronchev, VenomfangX, Reymon14, TsimTuckis, Alix Henriol, Gene Ray, the Conservapedia dude, TFL Dwyne, everybody from Wizardchan, Boxxy, Oldschool Cena_Mark, Dragonguyver, Matt Moulton.
Yet Chris remains. With every turn of the wheel, Chris grows stronger.
Hey, speaking of Moulton, I just found this, something you older guys here might get a kick out of:
Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp21bOjUTTU
Kind of boring, except for the last few seconds.
"this weapon is garbage, but i need to use it for the chievo" is the anthem of this generation
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