Psh. Mr. Show did this sketch better back in '96.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my bigots flaming.

I know a guy who looks and sounds exactly like this guy, like he could be his twin.

He manages the Performing Arts Theater box office and rides a float in the local Pride parade ever year, and his boyfriend used to run a salon on the next corner.

Wow, whoever these filthy sodomites are, they're really on the ball. Maybe we could get them to run for Congress.

All five stars for him hopping up on the podium to shout.

He kinda reminds me of Jack from Lost in that season where he grew the beard and got all ugly cry about everything. But with a high pitch voice.

Wow, he really wants those people to get out of there.

I'm very impressed with the woodwork on that lectern. The tree isn't too bad either. Need to do something about that ceiling though. Makes the whole set look cheap.

This guy is literally a South Park character. The voice, the script, the mannerisms.

All them poor kids...