Chris Chan appears in your bathroom mirrors, sighs in distress, and asks if you can give him an extra 0 a month to buy Mega Man games.

And normally I'd support that, but Chris-chan is textbook unhireable. He could do no work that requires concentration, dedication, interaction with the public, etc. I can't think of any job that he could do.

I keep trying to imagine Chris Chan with a normal job, but every time it turns into some impossible comedy directed by David Lynch, Tim Heidecker, John Waters, John Hughes, and Nightmare Face.

I once suggested that Chris could sort glass:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=7628

Public celebrity and notorious outsider artist. That's his job, and he's very good at it; one of the best in the field.

@Evil It's my fault for not being clear.

I meant that Chris-chan could perform no work that would provide a living wage. Even with his infamy, I doubt he'd make enough money off of Sonichu products to live on. I also don't think he could perform a different job.

The glass sorting job someone mentioned is within Chris-chan's mental and physical capacity, but he is too proud of himself to let other people tell him what to do for long. He'd decide he's too good to do the work or shower, wash his uniform, etc. He'd also pester the women at the workplace and ask them to bear his children, etc.

This child has had over 30 years of sheltering and leniency. We have seen the horrors that ensue when he interacts with the general public just buying video games or hunting pussy. Now imagine him trying to do something he doesn't care about for 4-8 hours, forced to be away from his Playstation 4 and masturbation, AFTER he has been warned to leave his PS Vita at home. I also see Barbara calling management every time he gets a talking-to.

As the time passes, the house starts to fill up with more and more junk.