*sighs from all the stress*

"anyway"

"mmmmm"

BUT THE SCRIPT IS ALREADY WRITTEN

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=135755

The Prime Directive is just a piece of paper to me.

--George W. Bush.

The Prime Directive only applies to pre-warp civilizations (i.e. innocent people who have no clue they're being observed). Chris Chan is all over the internet now; he gained warp capabilities a decade ago, and at this point he's more or less achieved parity with The Dominion.

He's never cured anything he's ever had.

He cured the pinkeye.

Well, sort of cured it, at any rate.

He cured pinkeye by giving himself ocular sepsis.