memedumpster This video makes me realize I would go to a theater and watch a Cohen Brothers movie about suburban watch worshipers starring Gary Graham.
Killing Archie - 2017 - R - 93 min.
Tommy Two-Timex (Gary Graham) is a bored watch enthusiast who has taken to attacking Internet Superstar Archie Luxury (Dan Aykroyd) to achieve his own fame and fortune, but Archie has connections... from another dimension of time.
Oktay That would be such an awesome movie! But how about Gilbert Gottfried as Archie? He has the same kind of energy -- he'd just have to tone it down a bit, and not squint so much. And despite all the hate he gets, I bet Jim Carrey would do a great Archie too. Anyway, who's starting the kickstarter and how do we contact the Cohen brothers? C'mon people, we can do this!
Cena_mark He has a British accent, of course people take him seriously. British accent gives any idiot credibility, just look at Lord Mockton.
EvilHomer It's an Australian accent. Australian accents sound horrible and ruin your credibility.
memedumpster Only "comic book guy" is a credible accent to poeTV.
Miss Henson's 6th grade class So what look is this guy going for? Miami Vice? Hungover friend who hasn't shaved in a week? Common or garden douchebag?
Space Odin Internet rapist who heard trying to look like Robert Downey Jr. might seem less rapey (note: this was not successful)