Criminals are too cool to play pokemon GO, don't kid yourself.

You'd be surprised the sort of people who play Pokemon GO.

I've gone to three Poke-lure frenzies down at the boardwalk so far. There's usually at least 200 people, and they run the gamut from nerds to fratbros to teenage girls to punk rockers to gangsters to dads to Indian immigrants to at least one Yale professor and a shocking number of little old ladies - in fact, the only group you don't really see playing it are fat people, for obvious reasons.

I've seen plenty of fat people playing pokemon go. Also, go fuck yourself.

Well hopefully the fat people you've seen will keep it up, because clearly they need the exercise.

Also who the fuck in their right mind would be waving a phone around past midnight in central park?

The mugger was livestreaming as well.

Pretty sure that was a comb stuck in his hair.

Or a headtorch.

Charizard are less than 1% of all Pokemon, but account for over 10% of all Poke-arson.

‏@rickeybot Sept. 19
Scan on jaw was negative, so just swollen for a few days. Bump on head was from hitting the pavement and blood was from scratch on elbow

‏@rickeybot Sept. 19
Oh great, just discovered I need to drink everything via straw now

@rickeybot 2h
Add chipped tooth to list of my injuries. I suspect the dentist will recommend a root canal for this. Sigh. #ColdStuffHurts