This is a special kind of shitty. Also where's the Tracy Scoggins tag?

:D

This is not better than candy

Well at least it wasn't a Jack Chick tract like that one house always gives out.

And then the devil finally gets a body of flesh & blood and he's all, like:

"Wait a minute...this shit feels pain. And I feel cold. Now I'm hungry. SHIT! Now I'm afraid something will harm it. This is even worse than worrying about getting a scratch on the screen of my new smart phone. Why did I want this again?"

She's not going to.. she did! This is the best Samhain ever!