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Now I want this to become part of a Sienna D'enema cartoon so bad. It would fit so right.
It really would.
The New Village People On The Block
Okay, now intercut this with a montage of Shipwreck and Snake Eyes running through a haunted house while being chased by a spooky viking.
Scarlett was always the manniest Joe.
Eighties cartoons are just a bottomless well of embarrassment.
I've got the heavy metal episode of My Pet Monster on VHS somewhere. It makes this look like a masterpiece.
Cold Slither was way better.
Neither group could hold a candle to the Galaxy Rangers.
The crowd is stunned into silence, except for the people in the front row desperately waving at them to stop.
GI Joe blows.
The dudes all get to wear their regular work clothes. Lady Jay is forced to put on slutty Catholic school girl costume.
Who's the chick on the right?
Cover Girl (the third, least-seen girl on the team).
Sadly I remember this episode, and the girls are dressed like groupies because that's how they were able to get close enough to Cold Slither to knock them unconscious.
This right here is why John K. seemed like such a innovator at the time.
Which Joe brought the theremin? I bet it was Low Light. He seemed like a theremin kinda guy.
Still better than Nickelback.
God damn, I don't remember the animation in G.I. Joe being THAT bad.
Also, I'm convinced the character designs in this show were all done by a group of gay leather/uniform enthusiasts.