Hmm. I suppose an alien abduction would solve the problem of pee-peeing one's bed tonight.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=92248

white people

Five for hitting that stump as if it were a drum... Seems like something Finntroll would include in a video.

Also imagining that if a group of gypsies got onto a space ship, they'd steal all the silverware and alien dope from the medicine cabinet, and have their circle of wagons packed up and gone by morning time, leaving only a smoldering fire pit and copious amounts of trash in their wake. Perhaps they'd challenge the aliens to a half-way fair fistfight if apprehended down the road...

The Chicken Lady's home planet!

It's all wine and roses until the screen memories fade and there's a Grey Zeta Reticulan coming at you with the rectal probe.

Fuhhh.

It was the goddamn group clapping on the planet Jaundicia that pushed this past 50% on the Teen Witch Top-That-ometer.

This is fucking awful and deeply, deeply puzzling.
Never do this again, RSR.

I'm also in love with the rice. Luckily, the aliens have taco trucks on every corner, HEYOOOOOOOOO!

i heard david's song on some AM station not long after it released, shit was weird even for the timeframe

then i got this song like ~12 years ago in an AM hits torrent and i've been sealed as a kelly family fan ever since

now who wants to take a look at my "ain't gonna pee pee my bed tonight" tattoo

Mrs. Betamaxed already has trust issues with me... but then I have to constantly remind her that she shouldn't trust whitey.