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Desc:#HungryWolvesLivesMatter
Category:Crime, Advertisements
Tags:atlanta, cereal, police brutality, FX, Coconut Crunchos
Submitted:Pillager
Date:10/13/16
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Caminante Nocturno
Nobody got upset when Cookie Crook lost his job to a dog, but we're supposed to be upset when this happens?
Bort
Same thing happened to the Golden Age Green Lantern. It can happen to anyone.

Binro the Heretic
I was one of those weird kids who always got upset when cereal mascots were denied their own cereal.

Xenocide
Yes, kids were always stealing Lucky's Lucky Charms, but he usually just sang a little song or something and then shared it with them. It was clearly some sort of ritual between the Leprechauns and the children of mortals. There was no way a human child could catch the keeper of the Charms, but if they put up enough of an effort, little man would reward their futile determination with a bowl of sugary corn bits. It was the least he could do for these poor creatures, doomed to die so soon.

And then there was the Trix Rabbit. Fuck that guy.

Caminante Nocturno
Lucky the Leprechaun doesn't even have an Irish accent anymore...

TeenerTot
The accent is the first to go. Soon, all his powers will fade, him being parted from his native soil from which they spring. And he too will die, lonely and demented, having forgotten he was ever an immortal.

Bort
After that, there will be a series of commercials where a coven of children try to bring Lucky back to this realm by sacrificing Christian babies on a pagan altar. Lucky gains a few moments of power in this world and gives his coven bowls of cereal.

Caminante Nocturno
The cereal industry is notoriously anti-Catholic.

RedRust
To be fair that cookie crisp dog earned its spot. CooOOOkie Crisp!

Bort
The entire episode was hilarious. Why aren't you watching "Atlanta"?
Xenocide
This made me realize that I have never seen a real cereal commercial with more than one non-white child.
That guy
*This* is how they chose to satirize this shit?
That guy
What ideas did they reject?

pastorofmuppets
Irish cereal burglar. Cop shows up and assumes the cereal belongs to the crook. He tackles each child, banging their heads repeatedly onto the hard pyramid floor.

There's lots of ways to go with this one. Cocoa bird shot while having a coo-coo seizure, "colored" toucan shot through a car window while trying to get his ID out. Sugar bear gets life in prison for selling $20 worth of pot to an undercover cop.

Meanwhile the Quaker guy's carrying a semi-automatic near city hall without issue. I know he needs it to make puffed rice, but come on.

duck&cover
Wolves' lives matter.

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