Binro the Heretic - 2016-11-08
"Okay, I need the earth benders to conjure a big boulder up out of the ground and send it flying at their enemies."
"We haven't got enough in the CGI budget for that."
"Okay, what if we just throw a real boulder through the air?"
"You want to hurl a giant rock through the air? What if it hits someone? What kind of equipment would you even use for that?"
"Okay, boulder hung from a crane and moved through the air?"
"Still dangerous and cranes are expensive."
"Uh, okay, a Styrofoam boulder hung on some fishing line?"
"We can't afford that much Styrofoam."
"Well, how much Styrofoam CAN we afford?"
"Uh, let's see... Enough for a boulder the size of a coconut."
"..."
"Okay, fine."
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