this is what easy cheese is for.
Not only is that what easy cheese is for, but they're using mozzarella sticks and kraft slices. Both of those are so deeply in the "not cheese" category that it just seems like a lot of extra effort and expense to NOT use easy cheese.
Binro the Heretic
I prefer the challenge of Difficult Cheese.
The only store that sells it is at the top of a mountain.
You have to solve a sphinx's riddle before you can buy it.
You have to wrestle the stockboy before you can leave with it.
Natives with blowguns and poisoned darts will chase you all the way back home.
You have to pick a lock to open it.
You have to plead with it through a locked bedroom door to get it onto the cracker.
You have to perform the seven rituals of Ka'uhadda before you can eat it.
The empty can has to be disposed of in the fires of Mount Doom.
It's only just barely worth the effort.
I give it 2 months before some idiot sues for the fact it looks too much like the home glue gun and ends up ingesting a bunch of toxic glue by accident.
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