Hooker - 2016-12-21
I really hope the whole thing is in portrait mode. That would just be the best.
Poor Steven Wright.
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Cena_mark - 2016-12-21
So it's Inside Out but it takes place inside of a smart phone rather than a dumb child. BTW, Inside out sucked, and this movie looks like it'll suck for the exact same reason. Characters defined by a single emotion suck.
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infinite zest - 2016-12-21 Yeah Inside Out sucked. It was just like a long episode of Herman's Head, which at least had Lisa Simpson's voice in it.
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Cena_mark - 2016-12-21 Yet the thing received a near perfect score on Rotten Tomatoes and the Oscar for best animated picture. I don't see why so many people like it. It's my least favorite Pixar film by far (I've never seen the Cars movies).
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exy - 2016-12-21
dese is for the description, holy fuck. the world is a turd.
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Xenocide - 2016-12-21
That talking lump of crap is sure to be the biggest comedy character of 2017! BUT ENOUGH ABOUT OUR NEXT PRESIDENT, EH, FOLKS?
*house band plays rimshot*
Kevin Eubanks, everybody! We'll be right back!
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Old_Zircon - 2016-12-21 There's still room for the "capitalism" and/or "the decline of Western civilization" tags.
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Born in the RSR - 2016-12-21 I'm adding the "milenial GPK" to honor the true ancestor of these kinds of movies:
Garbage Pail Kids!
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Old_Zircon - 2016-12-21 "Millenial" has 3 L's, just a heads-up.
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bawbag - 2016-12-21 Also two n's.
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Cena_mark - 2016-12-21 It's a dumb word. millennials should just be referred to as The Dankest Generation.
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bawbag - 2016-12-21 I'm Scottish, I entirely sympathise.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-12-22 The English language is a big of a clusterfuck as the cultures to which it is native.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-12-21
I was worried this wasn't going to happen when I checked the IMDB page and it hadn't been updated in most of a year even though the projected release date had passed a over a month earlier.
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magnesium - 2016-12-21
3D animation was a mistake.
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TeenerTot - 2016-12-21
This made me angry.
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Cena_mark - 2016-12-21 There's plenty of emojis for expressing anger.
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Cena_mark - 2016-12-21 Sausage Party may have looked silly, but it was actually pretty well received by critics. Also it wasn't an example of shrill commercialism like this is. This is moreso in the vain of the Angry Birds Movie, which made 350 million dollars in the box office and has a sequel in production.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-12-21 This movie is for, like, 8 year olds, right? I mean not necessarily content wise or anything, but in terms of business model.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-12-21 Sausage Party is put together like a kid's movie, except it's for adults. I think that's awesome. You may disagree.
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Cena_mark - 2016-12-21 They also made it rated R which is quite the risk.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-12-22 Yeah, but this movie is for, like, 8 year olds, right?
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15th - 2016-12-21
8====b ~ ~
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Meerkat - 2016-12-21
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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StanleyPain - 2016-12-21
Jesus it's like a fucking Mr Show skit come to life.
"KIDS LIKE EMOJIS RIGHT?"
"YES, SIR!"
"THEN LET'S MAKE A MOVIE OF IT!"
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kingarthur - 2016-12-21
Welp, I'll be avoiding this at the box office and in the check out line.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-12-21 I promise we'll be watching this on a Monday as soon as it gets on line, please join in!
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bawbag - 2016-12-21
Adam Sandler must be stoked that someone's making a movie that's almost certain to be equal to or worse than Pixels.
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That guy - 2016-12-21
for the latin hymn reference, if nothing else
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2016-12-21
Has there ever been any movie besides Toy Story that does the "inanimate mundane things come to life while no one is around" thing and not sucked at it?
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Cena_mark - 2016-12-21 The Brave Little Toaster.
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Gmork - 2016-12-22 Mannequi- oh wait.
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Lurchi - 2016-12-22 *Keanu Reeves joke*
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Ugh - 2016-12-21
wow not even faithful to emoji canon, meh is much closer to an emotionally neutral indifference, this guy is way closer to wrist slit emoji than he should be
i think i'll stick w/ the novelization thank you
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Ugh - 2016-12-21 i never read the european releases because i'm told they depict several emojis in very unflattering and downright racist ways, like buck teeth and coolie hat racist, like dana carvey was like "hey man let me help design some emojis"
tghe struggle to separate the art from the artist continues
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Old_Zircon - 2016-12-22 Hold on, is Dana Carvey a casual racist now? Please elaborate, preferably in the form of links to videos, I want to see that!
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bawbag - 2016-12-23 His promo for his stand up special on Leno was apparently stuffed with some pretty low-grade ethnic impersonations. Hard-pressed to find a working version of the video though.
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Ugh - 2016-12-23 you can also google
dana carvey ching chang
i know that sounds like i'm joking but uh,yea
(it also used to be on poetv but the last link is dead and i'm too lazy to do)
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Rafiki - 2016-12-21
Featuring Patrick Stewart as a lump of shit.
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Lurchi - 2016-12-22
I heard about this but I thought it was just a joke
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