Xenocide I'm not used to commercials having such complex story arcs. Trinidad, you delivered a Shakespearean payphone tragedy in 30 seconds.
Ersatz Hemingway never shot himself. He sailed off from Key West and took a job writing advertising copy in the Lesser Antilles until he passed away peacefully in his sleep in a small bungalow on Barbados in 1986.
Crab Mentality Well great, now I'm gonna be watching commercials from Trinidad and Tobago all day.