|Caminante Nocturno |
5 stars for goddamn LUANN being in this commercial.
Unfortunately it was a year or two early to include Thatch.
Which is really just my excuse to remind you all that Thatch existed, and was even worse than you remember (if you're unfortunate enough to remember).
It has the dad from Family Circus. How fun can it be?
and an extremely demented looking Hi and Lois!
Trivia: Lois from Hi and Lois is Beetle Bailey's sister.
Marvin is going to wreck your bowels.
Sadly this cereal failed due to consumers thinking it was just a box full of shredded newspaper, when in reality it was shredded newspaper with marshmallows.
|Seven Arts/H8 Red |
Nothing says "asking for some fun" like "that strip about a grade-schooler who talks like a yuppie, from the team that brought you The Lockhorns".
|Kid Fenris |
OK, we'll have Dennis the Menace lead the commercial, since he's the only character here that kids might care about. He had a cartoon in '86, after all.
With any luck, the little brats will be wolfing down this sugary gravel before they notice that we couldn't get Garfield, Bloom County, The Far Side, Peanuts, or even Ziggy.
And Calvin and Hobbes? If kids want Calvin and Hobbes ANYTHING, I got some bad news for 'em.
My local paper segregated Doonesbury to the editorial section because people complained it was brainwashing their children into becoming liberals.
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