I loves me some pseudolaw/freeman garbage.

One other thing your birth certificate does is tell the whole internet that your real name is Autumn Raine Johnston.

And while you changed your first name to be taken more seriously, your parents fruitloop beliefs certainly seem to have stuck.



Also it probably has the magical power to make your identity really easy to steal if you post an uncensored copy of it online.

Jesus Christ over 2 million views on this shit.

I knew this was going to be quality when I saw "Rev." at the beginning of her name.