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There's something oddly hypnotic in watching Chris zone out and abandon all pretense of being an adult. This isn't the first time he's played with his dolls on camera, but usually there's a pretense of having a script or purpose. I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but it looks like he originally meant to advertise his eBay listings or show off his toys, got distracted, and just wound up doing what was natural: acting like a six year old reading Ulysses.
|Sexy Duck Cop |
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came down from the stairhead bearing a bowl of lather upon which a mirror and razor lay crossed.
"Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again, not Emgo316, and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world, Autobot Som-Chu!
So here we are dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look (brings backdrop forward) at thuh packaging see right here on the front (mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up) you can see, right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! (unintelligable autism) Titans; and on the side, I have that same piece of artwork on the bottom WORDS~! Lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory product shots, you got this and that this and that WARNING~! DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the bear! (Unintelligible) robot, and (unintelligible) big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that (you can't; it's out of focus) he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later thats basically it FORE the packa-GING!" he intoned.
Triste Zurich Paris 1912
I haven't been following the Chris-Tran part of the CWC saga because at this point it's just too painful/sad to watch, but this is great. I'm only two and a half minutes in and the magic is back.
Sexy Duck Cop
It's so zen. I think this video originally had a point, but then...he can't help himself. There are toys in his hand. They must be played with. It would be a crime to let all these fine action figures go to waste. It's like handing an ex-smoker a pack of cigarettes.
So he just goes into one of those little trances kids fall into, holds tiny statues in his hands and makes them act out stories, and 50 minites later you're updated the Facebook thread on why you don't have a job.
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