Hooker - 2017-04-21
Boy, that whore will just put out for anyone, huh?
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Hooker - 2017-04-21 For her, I'm a get.
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endlesschris - 2017-04-21
I just used a q-tip on my slut of a daughter. It took like two seconds.
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Old_Zircon - 2017-04-21 But did they get to cuddle afterward?
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endlesschris - 2017-04-21 She got to writhe around on the floor like a mental patient for five minutes. Cat orgasms are weird.
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jangbones - 2017-04-21 I saw my friend do this to her cat once and was disturbed for years afterwards.
In fact I think I still am.
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mouser - 2017-04-21
Fap fap tag?
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fedex - 2017-04-21
1:28 I LOLd
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fedex - 2017-04-21 1:45 I cried a little
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2017-04-21
This reminds me of that documentary about guys who are literally in love with their real dolls.
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garcet71283 - 2017-04-22
Ohhhh! I tried that once, it was horrible. I couldn't look at her for a week. She was just a walking reminder of our common shame.
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Bort - 2017-04-23 clever remark building upon that reference
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cognitivedissonance - 2017-04-24
My grandmother would stick a matchhead up there briefly. Cured the problem.
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Old_Zircon - 2017-04-24 An ex girlfriend of mine's roommate would take hers to the vet, who had a veterinary grade, glass cat dildo for this exact purpose.
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