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Desc:After years of looking for external love, I found sologamy and married myself
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Tags:TFL, sologamy, No Puns or Jokes Please
Submitted:Enjoy
Date:05/15/17
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Rangoon
They use to call it masturbation.
Rafiki
"Ceremonies take almost exactly the same form as that of a regular marriage. They can include guests, cake, and a reception. Also, the person can have a private moment in a room where they can express self-love with a mirror and a candle, though the use of the candle is not specified."

Is this how ladies do TFL?
Enjoy
Wow you're right. This is the lady TFL!

MurgatroidMendelbaum
Narcissus wept.
smoothw
Another example of excellent submission/username harmony
dairyqueenlatifah
Things I would have never heard of if not for Poetv:

-Sologamy
-Antinatalism
-Juggalos
-Puppy play
-Marmaduke The Movie

Thanks for the memories Poetv.
Old_Zircon
Wait, you wouldn't have known about juggalos?

Redford
I'm more concerned about him not knowing about Marmaduke, personally.

Ersatz
Good luck to her, but over 50% of sologamous marriages end in univorce.
SolRo
The plus side is you get to keep all your stuff.

Xenocide
You two can split these.

bawbag
Ersatz & SolRo, you earned these.


Old_Zircon
I misread that as "sodomy wedding" and expected something very different.

So is this basically the female version of MGTOW?
SolRo
I propose we lock one of each of these in the same room and see exactly what the hell happens.

for science.

Old_Zircon
I'd just like to point out that I've known enough people of both sexes who are of similar age,size and attractiveness who are either married, in fulfilling relationships, or single and promiscuous by choice, to say with some confidence that what brings you to the point of having a sologamy wedding is personality.

jfcaron_ca
I dunno, MGTOW seem to be motivated by exhaustion/annoyance/hatred of women. This here seems to be more self-acceptance of a personality flaw or something...

Like the difference between a Militant Atheist on twitter and a generic atheist.

MGTOWs are a subset of MRAs, in my opinion.

Oscar Wildcat
You may have missed the part where she talks about the sand., There is a red bottle of sand, that represents all things good and true ( her ). There is a black bottle of sand, representing all things evil and bad ( her ex husband, and by extension men in general ). She replaces this with a white bottle of sand, representing "spirituality".

She reminds me of a female version of CWC, actually. With a healthy dose of MGTOW, as others have pointed out. She's gonna build her a man from the ground up! Perhaps from an old bucket of spare ribs?

memedumpster
This is why I married Rem Lezar.

Sexy Duck Cop
What the fuck is MGTOW?

Oscar Wildcat
How could you possibly have been around this site for so long and _not_ know? We clearly need some kind of orientation compilation to get everyone on the same page.

That said, I had to google Rem Lezar. Terrifying.

memedumpster
Men Going Their Own Way, as in it implies that men normally do not go their own way because of women.

Imagine a magical philosophy of life wherein you live the day after your last bad breakup over and over every day for the rest of your life. She goes her own way, forever, and you go your own way, so long as that way can never be described as "over it," also forever.

I dare anyone to find a flaw in this which might prevent its adherents from finding happiness while using the word "salinated."

Old_Zircon
Through some quirk of Google, when I did a domain limited search of poetv.com search for "Rem Lezar" (so I could post a link to the submission of the whole thing from a while back) the top hit was

Donald Trump at the 2015 Family Leadership Summit in Ames, Iowa

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=146718



Anyhow, here's Rem Lezar for those who haven't had the fortune yet:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=132064

Old_Zircon
Haha, one of the top related videos (also one of her uploads) is "Cat enjoys manicure!"


No surprise there.
Ninehells
Enjoys? Tolerates at best. At worst, it bolsters the cat's growing animosity and eventual conversion of her torso into a bacon-flavored kitty condo.

Stopheles
"And, once we've sealed up the patient records and locked the office, we'll finish it off by choking some sea turtles!"
Maggot Brain
What the hell, are they doing this at work? GET BACK TO SELLING FAT GIRL SHOES, GALS!
Miss Henson's 6th grade class
Shouldn't this be called autogamy?
Accidie
Hey.... you're right.

Jimmy Labatt
This is literally the saddest and most hilarious thing I have ever seen.
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