This ain't detached from shit, man. This is BASED ON SURGICAL STRIKE! It says so right in the trailer.

This is basically what a movie made by Aum Shinrikyo would look like if they had today's technology in the mid-90s, except Pakistan would be the Japanese court system.

To be fair to SAINT GURMEET though, (based on wikipedia) his cult actually seems to be pretty progressive and do a lot of good works, so good for them.

let's me see if I got this.... St. Gurmeet is going to liberate Kashmir, unite the various religions against Pakistan, and to celebrate he is going to marry his daughter.... wow.

Nah, American filmgoers never believed that Jim could make an award winning, poverty-eliminating omelette out of nothing but car parts and patriotism after winning all the gold medals.
All of them.

No but they would believe those things if Jim did it all ACCIDENTALLY... I believe that would be the key difference.

"St. Gurmeet will Return in MSG: MGS: Snake Charger"

I would play the Hell out of MSG: MGS: Snake Charmer if Hideo Kojima directed it with a Bollywood producer performed by Indian David Hayter.

Snake Gurmeet, "*growling holding his flute* OTACON I don't recognize this snake."

Otacon, "Describe the Snake to me Snake."

Snake, "It appears to be segemented yellow and black."

Otacon, "It's a Bungarus is a genus of venomous elapid snakes, the kraits found in South and Southeast Asia. There are 14 species and five subspecies (excluding nominal) recognized. Bungarus contains some species which are among the most venomous land snakes in the world to mice based on their LD50. They have highly potent neurotoxic venom which can induce muscle paralysis. Clinically, their venom contains mostly presynaptic neurotoxins. These affect the ability of neuron endings to properly release the chemical that sends the message to the next neuron. Following envenomation with bungarotoxins, transmitter release is initially blocked (leading to a brief paralysis), followed by a period of massive overexcitation (cramps, tremors, spasms), which finally tails off to paralysis. These phases may not be seen in all parts of the body at the same time. Since kraits are nocturnal, they seldom encounter humans during daylight hours, so bites are rare, but a bite from a krait is potentially life-threatening, and should be regarded as a medical emergency."

Snake, "If I don't charm this Snake right then I could die, and Liquid will get away with Metal Ganesha Rex?!"