Meerkat He actually has a translator in his ear, someone is translating it to Chinese and then back to English and it actually makes a fuckton more sense that way.
The Mothership The best Trump speeches are the ones that are clearly written by somebody else.
And even they suck ass.
SolRo It's like writing a speech for a 6 year old to read.
You COULD put a lot of effort into it, but 90% of the time he'll get bored after 3 sentences and start talking about cartoons or toys.
Trump inspires the kind of faith and devotion from his staff that any pathetic career middle-manager does by spouting off drek from management self-help books.
exy He's just wondering the whole time, "Will this speech be recorded for posterity, like in that book of Hitler's speeches I used to keep by the bedside?"
Old_Zircon That's not really fair, exy. Do you actually think trump has studied any speeches by anyone ever? Or read a book?
betabox I once read somewhere (ON THE INTERNET!) that Hitler refused to read anything more than a page long. So, he pretty much ran his side of WWII on one-page Cliff's Notes.
I'm sure there's some comparision to be made with the Tweeter In Chief, but I'll leave that to others.
Old_Zircon I read somewhere (maybe even before I got on the internet) that Hitler LOVED the Three Stooges more than almost anything and would watch them in his private screening room every chance he got.
Monkey Napoleon He's got the face of a man who's worried whether or not anybody realizes he just smoked a joint as thick as your arm.