A HUUUUUUGE TROLLLLLL
|Meatsack Jones |
What a whiny ass paladin.
My god, they're being serious.
|HURF BLURF DUH |
I can't fit my thoughts on this into the space allotted for this comment. Or my mind.
|Hugo Gorilla |
From the Law For Kids school of Art.
My diagnosis of the situation is that Chris is the biggest pussy on the Internet. Also: Holy Crap!
Why does this exist?
"Sir, please... you're talking in a register that is too high for human ears to recognise."
I... just.... wow...
20 trillion gold, a dragon heart AND a magic donkey but only 300exp?! ALERT THE INTERNET POLICE!!!
I don't even know where to start making fun of this...
Friendship is more important than games? ROFL NOOBS!
|Beyonce Knowles |
Officer Benwick is hot.
CYBER BREADCRUMBS! INTERNET CRIMES DIVISION! WAR JAMMERS!
I was hoping against hope that Rosie talked like Stephen Hawking. Alas.
Um, what if he steals your Cloudsong?
This feels like a TV Funhouse segment gone inexplicably serious. (Fuck the net.police, y'all.)
Even the passenger gets in trouble!
What the hell did Parry have around her neck?
Yeah! Get a subpoena to track down the guy who keeps kicking my ass on Warcraft!
Girls, once you get the IP, go beat the shit out of the guy. Use your magic chair.
They even made a "The internet is serious business" reference. This is worse than Safety Rider.
Someone's bullying me in a game... and I can't stop playing the game! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kid, your pussy ass isn't protecting shit.
I want to play THE GAME SITE too and get a magic donkey.
I'LL TRANSFER THE INFORMATION TO YOUR CHAIR
If someone is bullying you online, stalk them.
Thank God they can get by without a subpoena.
Officer Benwick never, ever gets a chance to masturbate.
Next Episode: the Angels take on those goddamn gold farmer psts...
Doesn't explain why I should take it seriously. Who cares if he gets caught?
|The Hater |
This isn't what I'd expect to find searching for "teenangels" on the web. You win this one, internet
Or "animated asian teenage girls in wheelchairs"
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"N-n-no...everyone liiiiiiikes me." Sure they do.
'Everyone likes me! Except, well, the teachers, and the other kids, and the maintenance staff...'
Multiculture Handicapa-gals? This animation is laced with crack. Look at them twitch!!
|Aubrey McFate |
Gloriously inept and completely out of touch. 50 thousand stars.
David Crosby's back on the Most Wanted list, I see...
She reminds me of the Deus Ex cyborg chick. "If only everyone was monitored, there'd be no crime"
Please Help! Every time I play Tribes someone shoots me and takes my plasma gun WHAAAAA!
Cyber breadcrumbs. A +
|murph the surf |
Kids: Always trust the guy in back room of Radio Shack. He might be a cybercop!
This hurts like being kicked right in the brainhole. Over and over and over.
So hard to watch. So hard to stop watching.
|Enki Don't |
STOP, BLOCK AND TELL YOUR PARENTS is the new Stop, Drop & Roll?
|Syd Midnight |
I vote that it's a troll so good that the author gets paid to do it.
|Mayberry Pancakes |
"You can ALWAYS trust your technology teacher!" My technology teacher was an alcoholic..."Diagnose" the situation? What is with the way they all move their heads?
|Corman's Inferno |
THIS IS THE CYBERPOLICE. HAND OVER THE MAGIC DONKEY.
Deputy: Sure girls, I'll chase down this bully's IP address as soon as we finish pulling pervert DNA out of dead joggers.
was that a cartoon rendering of R@ygold?
This is worse than the 911 cheeseburger woman.
Socially dead, Half-human and lesbian.
|Pie Boy |
-total lack of knowledge about anything remotely related to MMOs -contemptuous, bored attitude that the "Angels" display
-fact that this is all basically a vanity project for some internet safety lawyer
-fact that EVERYONE in the video appears to have cocaine jitters.
Oooooooooh FUCK yeah. And I knew a retired section-8 Airforce vet anime-fetishist once who always said "Greetings and salutations" just like that.
THE GAME SITE.
Thank god that kid had five whole people and a cop to help him figure out that the his ex-best friend might also be the guy who's beating his ass online!
Alright three things, what with the way they blinked, why did they add the other guy to the conversation, he said nothing helpful, and finally what the hell was Parry wearing around her neck!?
That is all I can think of when I see this, are they just copying his art style or did he do this?
NOT OUR YELLOW VANS!!!!!11!11
|Baby Finster |
Each of these stars is a cyber-breadcrumb.
OFFICER? THAT HOMOCIDE CASE CAN WAIT. SOME KIDS ARE BEING DOUCHES ON WARCRAFT.
Just passing by to add my 5 stars
Notice the compulsive flinching before and after every action.
For not tabbing 'teenage stereo-types'
For not tabbing 'Handie-capable' or 'handicapped teen' or anything like that (yeah, I'm an ass.... )
For lack of the Law and Order sound affect and captions
FOR THIS PSA BEING SERIOUS!
What sort of fool are you, sir.
To not give this five stars.
What the hell is with the black chick's voice? It threw me off every time.
lol aol or msn
|Three Gee |
Man, I can't wait to see what the brain trust at 4Chan Films comes up with next!
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