Probably thinks fingers are babies.
Ferret can't tell the difference between its babies and fingers.
Think does the ferret? Fingers are possibly fingerlings, to be known.
Ferrets tend to have a one-track mind (moreso if it's awash in maternal hormones). All into the nest box!
Maybe it's trying to feet the hand to the babies?
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I watched the endearing tale of a pet whom, knowing how much it's owner cared for it, wanted to immediately introduce it's young to such a wonderful being.
Then you fuckers reminded me that it's a dumb rodent working off of crude instinct and can't tell the difference between it's own children and chubby fingers. And I'm the one already named after animals being fucking stupid.
I almost pointed out the chubby, baby ferretesque quality of these specific fingers too, but I thought that would be in poor taste.
Ferrets are not rodents, they are mustelids. And they are incredibly clever. One of mine even had a wicked sense of humour and loved tormenting my mom for some reason.
My mom would stick her finger in the cage to pet her and she would grab her by the fingertip and maneuver her finger back out of the cage. Basically the exact opposite of this video only directly attributable to intelligence.
You can definitely tell the evolutionary fork made between the mustelids and the felinids.
"We're gonna live underground and eat snakes!"
"We're going to live in the trees and only kill snakes to terrify and annoy whatever hairless ape domesticates us."
"GOOD PLAN, see you in Petco in several million years?"
"It's a date!"
This is how ferrets explain the concept of "child support."
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Wants to be petted while taking care of her young.
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Orcs is poetvs boogerman.
Old haggard poetvian to young naive one:
"Dont contravene the prime directive or Orcs will appear and shitpost all over your submission!!"
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