|Meerkat - 2017-09-15 |
Man I don't think this even counts as XTIANS, I mean let's say you had a fucking loonie that collected and ate bird poop while dressed in a hari krishna outfit and wearing an ankh and sitting on his roof, you wouldn't be all LOL EGYPTIANS.
But then again xtains have believed this in the not too distant past
dude, they believe it right now.
|Ugh - 2017-09-16 |
this tier of mentally ill christianity always reminds me of people who would jump into a d&d game with a character secretly birthed from the psionics handbook
|Xenocide - 2017-09-16 |
You weren't kidding about the intro. I can't believe Jesus had to go and murder half the cast of Gravity Falls like that.
That intro is really at odds with the complete lack of production values in the rest of the video. Did he steal it from someplace?
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2017-09-16 |
Hehe, this reminds me of my foster mom. We were forbidden from listening to any "worldly music" (aka, music that wasn't made by Christians with lyrics specifically about Christianity), because "worldly music" could bring demons because Lucifer was the angel of the air and thus Satan has heavy influence and control over music and all the satanists in the music industry (the majority of people in the industry being satanists) liked to do incantations on the physical media (ie CDs) and put subliminal demonic messages in their lyrics to possess the listener.
None of this was a joke or ironic, by the way. She was completely and utterly serious.
Lucifer wasn't the angel of the air... he was just an angelic messenger in the old hebrew texts. As far as I'm aware, at least. It's all malarkey.
I had a girlfriend whose grandmother was like this.
She was convinced that one of her nephews had the devil in him because his natural part curved to the left.
Also that rock music was evil because it was "based on the sexual rhythms of teenage boys" which I guess is kind of a valid point.
Also she sent my girlfriend a very expensive, very large bible for Christmas that had a handwritten inscription about how maybe this would help her find her way back from her sinful bisexuality (it didn't).
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