For the love of God don't force me into sobriety during a Trump presidency.

america is living a dystopian hyperbole! :D

Alcoholics Uber Allies

The corn growers must be up in arms!

If only that was about rhetorical sobriety.

Trump claims to be a teetotaller yet cocaine is pretty obviously his deal.

"I was once a drug addict, but now I am free, thanks MASA!"

I don't think Scientology backs this one, it lacks their understanding of reality.