There are some useless how-to videos out there to be sure. But once in a while YouTube comes through. This past weekend I had to replace a fence post that had broken with maybe 15 inches still in the ground, and I was envisioning having to do a hell of a lot of digging to get at it. But instead I did what this guy did:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8bGRDsoXxQ
And indeed it worked! I feel like marrying the unhelpful British woman was an extraneous step, but the fence is holding up great.
* It's easier to break an egg without getting shell in it if you crack it against a hard surface rather than on the edge of a bowl.
* You don't need a utensil to make an omelette -- just shake the pan around and dump it out when it's done. It'll fold itself over if you do it correctly.
* The dangers of eating raw eggs are mostly pretty overblown, unless you're a pregnant woman.
* Swearing about eggs, their preparation, and those who eat them is not funny.
WE-HEH-ELL!
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WENT TO FOOD COLLEGE! YOU RUN OUT OF CEREAL THAT COMES IN A BOX FANCY MAN? YOUR FOOD ALL COLD IN A COLDBOX? WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO GET SMOKE ON YOUR FOOD WOULD WE?
If you're going to make a "comedy" thing that makes fun of people who don't know how do do things correctly, it helps if you actually do those things correctly. It's not that difficult?